This will be my first full month in the PSO League, and I spent the last week of August playing and observing how the players play in the PSO League tourneys. I managed 2 top 85's, and 1 top 5 finish... in less than 10 tourneys.
I guarantee I finish the month of September in the money... I guarantee it.
I drink the tears of my opponents, and bathe in their sorrows.
Except for a couple of million other people, I am hands down the greatest poker player in the universe.
I am aiming for all donks who either enter tourneys just to sit out, or go all-in every hand from Hand #1.
Well, I will be playing 2 hands. Pick which one you want me to slap you out of the tournament with..
the right or the left.