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Ode to Poker.

By: Maurice Gibb @ 11:12 (EDT) / 293 / Comment ( 2 )

Poker how I love thee 

... I wish you loved me back.

With pocket kings, and sets of things

And a table-creaking stack.

The girls would all come flocking,

The railbirds. Sponsors too.

(Of course not that I'd need them,

Because babe, I'd have you.)


I'd have a life outside, you know

With friends and family.

I promise not to disregard

My own Community.

You see, my dear, I'd do you proud

Like Greenstein, so it's told.

Steal from the tight, give to the poor

Like Robin Hood of old.


So when you're ready I'll be waiting

I won't get in a huff.

If you want to mess around and play

With other guys and stuff.

Tourneys, ring games, I don't care,

Just see me when you can.

Help me shed my Donkey hair

And be an awesome Poker Man.



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