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/Dec/2010

Hands that leave me laughing!!!!!

By: Obiden1knobe @ 21:48 (EST) / 206 / Comment ( 1 )
I think I am going start posting hands that I believe deserve a really good laugh.  These are hands which i think should really crack you up and remember it's only my opinion.  I think this kind of hand is funny and no one can tell me different.  So, if you agree with me, why don't you post your laughable hands.  You can even post ones that I played that made you laugh.

Here goes nothing.

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PokerStars Game #54380103390: Tournament #334136983, Freeroll  Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2010/12/16 20:51:06 ET
Table '334136983 88' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: charlie20077 (5090 in chips)
Seat 2: MrMadusa (4707 in chips)
Seat 3: JoBaloo (1020 in chips)
Seat 4: ChipStakrson (1275 in chips)
Seat 5: MrMuchie (960 in chips)
Seat 6: beerdoh (4500 in chips)
Seat 7: jobuck79 (2235 in chips)
Seat 8: Grace Chelle (1130 in chips)
Seat 9: Obiden1knobe (595 in chips)
MrMuchie: posts small blind 100
beerdoh: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Obiden1knobe [Kd Kc]
JoBaloo said, "1525.xx or so for the month will get you the ticket"
MrMadusa said, "or last month pso tourneys"
MrMadusa said, "go to psochoolonline.com"
jobuck79 said, "ok"
jobuck79: calls 200
MrMadusa said, "pokerschoolonline.com"
Grace Chelle: folds
Obiden1knobe: raises 395 to 595 and is all-in
charlie20077: folds
MrMadusa: folds
JoBaloo: folds
ChipStakrson: raises 680 to 1275 and is all-in
MrMuchie: folds
beerdoh: folds
jobuck79: folds
Uncalled bet (680) returned to ChipStakrson
*** FLOP *** [3d 5d 5h]
*** TURN *** [3d 5d 5h] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5d 5h 7c] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Obiden1knobe: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
ChipStakrson: shows [Qc 6c] (a straight, Three to Seven) 
ChipStakrson collected 1690 from pot
Obiden1knobe finished the tournament in 683rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1690 | Rake 0
Board [3d 5d 5h 7c 4c]
Seat 1: charlie20077 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MrMadusa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JoBaloo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ChipStakrson (button) showed [Qc 6c] and won (1690) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 5: MrMuchie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: beerdoh (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: jobuck79 folded before Flop
Seat 8: Grace Chelle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Obiden1knobe showed [Kd Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

.Dude not just called half of his stack, but he actually reraised all in  running the risk that someone would cal him and knock him out.  You have to ask, did he care if he got busted or not.



Well here is another one.  Guess I now have to learn to walk away from KKs,

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PokerStars Game #54382759028: Tournament #334136984, Freeroll  Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/12/16 22:09:04 ET
Table '334136984 23' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: hddeuce113 (1500 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 2: ProSharkGirl (3760 in chips)
Seat 3: madcaptjack (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: ditttto96 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: THATZ_MR.2U (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: Obiden1knobe (1490 in chips)
Seat 7: Shrillbilla (1020 in chips)
Seat 8: bodybags72 (2960 in chips)
Seat 9: coby147 (1320 in chips)
ProSharkGirl: posts small blind 10
madcaptjack: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Obiden1knobe [Kh Kc] 
ditttto96: calls 20
THATZ_MR.2U has timed out
THATZ_MR.2U: folds
THATZ_MR.2U is sitting out
THATZ_MR.2U has returned
Obiden1knobe: raises 300 to 320
Shrillbilla: folds
bodybags72: folds
coby147: folds
ProSharkGirl: folds
madcaptjack: folds
ditttto96: raises 300 to 620
Obiden1knobe said, "OK"
Obiden1knobe said, "guess  i can go watc t v"
Obiden1knobe: raises 870 to 1490 and is all-in
ditttto96: calls 870
*** FLOP *** [4d 7s 2c]
*** TURN *** [4d 7s 2c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7s 2c 2d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ditttto96: shows [3s 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Deuces
Obiden1knobe: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
ditttto96 collected 3010 from pot
Obiden1knobe finished the tournament in 1126th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board [4d 7s 2c 2d 3h]
Seat 2: ProSharkGirl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: madcaptjack (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ditttto96 showed [3s 3c] and won (3010) with a full house, Threes full of Deuces
Seat 5: THATZ_MR.2U folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Obiden1knobe showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 7: Shrillbilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bodybags72 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: coby147 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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