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/Jan/2014

Pokerstars finest usernames

By: havocofsmeg @ 14:17 (EST) / 610 / Comment ( 1 )

If theres one thing I've learnt playing poker online is that a good 99% of the usernames people pick for themselves are, how shall I say... uninspired. But every so often, an occasional one will pop up that is witty, interesting or stand out for just being out right unique. So on that note, I thought I'd briing you some of the ones that I've encountered on the virtual felt.

Uwozwobbed - Just imagine that being said in Daffy Ducks voice. Now imagine watching Daffy playing at a poker game and saying that after winning a big pot. Thats just a great image, aint it?

semen0402198 - Childish? Yes. Crude? Yes. I like it simply because it got past the PokerStars censors.

mcevils - Ever watched Austin Powers? This just conjures a wierd image of Doctor Evil in a McDonalds uniform staring you down.

betwisely - I think we can all agree that this is just plain good advice. Unless your a donkey. Your not a donkey, are you?

fzrrr- I'm a pretty big Star Trek fan, and this just speaks to my inner nerd. For those who arn't familiar  with Star Trek, or just don't get the connection, Phasers are one of the mainstay weapon in Star Trek, which sounds like fzrrr when you try saying it as a word.

IVnik8ing - Anouther one that the PokerStars censor apparently has no objection to, only this is, shall we say, a bit more creative.

madmaggie961 - This reminds me of a picture on the internet of a really fat cow (no, not the type you marry...) with the caption reading "Maggie Moo needs to do a poo". Now Imagine a mad cow really in need of a toilet. Nuff said.

myself000000 - Can't really explain this one, just really nicely touches on the solo nature of being a poker player without saying much, really. 

So of one of these happens to be your screen handle, I salute you. 

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