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/Mar/2013

Funny stories

By: shenlong1987 @ 13:39 (EDT) / 288 / Comment ( 0 )

***  Lost Senior Citizen

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.'

I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'

He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.'

I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?'

He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.'

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***Why did you have to die?

A man was at a grave yard.
He began to moan “Why did you die oh why did you have to die?”
A passer by knelt down next to the man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually i never met him!” replied the man
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer-by contiguously.
“He was my wife’s first husband!”

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***The child and his mother.

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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***The College Rules.

There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. “If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine o’clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least.” So a boy raises his hand and asks, “How much for a yearly pass?

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****Upside Down.

When I was studying at the University in India, one of my friends noticed that a boy was constantly being interested in her. In India, you do not ask the girl directly whether she would like to go out with you. He came to her asking help with assignments, and she helped him. One day he was seated near her reading a book. She asked him, hey, you must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down? Chears.

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