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By: smokeymonkey @ 04:09 (EST) / 159 / Comment ( 0 )

A bunch of them.


What if you  could imagine playing the drums well, in a year,Then did.. Or learning to twirl in less then that. Both hands. But not 4 fingers, well, yet.

What if ? They knew, I mean really knew, and were there, at 10  and then at 1130 pacific.

What if ?

I'm the only natural A+'s out of 1/4 million players or more ? It was ALL with no help. Just played correctly, like at 101. OOPS

What if ? I decided what if isnt the song I want to play anymore.

What if the only time  I refered to a book wasnt my hand, just curiosity or play chippies at the kiddie table. That should pay for a cab ride now. Bloodstains and all.

What if ?  what if "she" still plays, you know who. Probably still D' cute What if?  I kept going........,Needed to improve a C grade at 25/50.  Omaha ? Dunt member.

What if? I followed that " get away" advise the badgers tossed at me. 3 years is to long to stay away from home. I'll do my time/fine/penalty box, however you want to describe it. Its short for  sure. And continue to behave

and talk to myself, outloud, and defend it.

What if ? He didnt come around that corner. I was "surrounded" a potential threat comes towards me, I cant see that far to know what was at "heres a Bible for you" But they told me to shutup too. Possibly as many as 5 or 6 immediate threats, but I wont run away. Hopefully I wont have to protect  myself.

But really, think about it. He doesnt intervene....another potential threat came from behind.

I just play nice..he yelled at me after trying to take all my rolling papers. And it wasnt...leave me alone, homie, it any money? got any weed? got any hash? 3 no's, then...get  the blank out of my face and space or I'll do a year. Thats almost  an exact quote. I wont get a year, it  would only be defending myself. I'm not aggressive, I just talk to myself outloud.

And act out good songs. Theres a 45, a  few shotguns, an ak and twirling two guns on fingertips in the one Chev North freaked out about.

Santa Rosa smiles and then goes about its  day, like I'm not pretending to spin two guns on my fingers, kick in the door and shoot the place up. With drumsticks.

wake up, get a clue. Its just for fun..because I can.I'm fine,ok, mentally stable and still have a  little bit of intelligence left...enough to know..talking outloud to myself in a crowd does not make me a  threat, or crazy.  But I did stop talking with that finger, J @ stupid phone franchise. Now I stutter instead.

Finale???Not really but

What if ? Nevada could get a look at the last visit to the felt. in Petaluma, ! year and....2 + months ago. The film is valuable, its collusion by the house as well as the players. Possible shuffle artists like Spokane. The only damage I can do is if I get that vsit to a gaming commision. And  the chatter was priceless.


Vacation is fun, 3 years and counting.........

I think I'm funny...specially the stuttering, thats hilarious from my view.

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