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Wednesday Night Funnies - Wed Jan 15, 2003, 02:15 PM
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>A man takes the day off work and
>decides to go out golfing.
>He is on the second hole when he
>notices a frog sitting next to
>the green.
>He thinks nothing of it and is
>about to shoot when he
>hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>The man looks around and doesn't
>see anyone. Again, he
>hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
>at the frog and decides to
>prove the frog wrong, puts the
>club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>He hits it 10 inches from the
>cup. He is shocked. He says
>to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
>The man decides to take the frog
>with him to the next hole.
>"What do you think frog?" the
>man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
>Boom! Hole in one. The
>man is befuddled and doesn't know
>what to say. By the end
>of the day, the man golfed the
>best game of golf in his life and
>asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
>The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>" They go to Las Vegas
>and the guy says, "OK frog, now
>what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
>approaching the roulette table, The man
>asks, "What do you think I should
>bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
>$3000, black 6."
>Now, this is a
>million-to-one shot to win, but
>after the golf game the man
>figures what the heck.
>Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
>The man takes his winnings and
>buys the best room in the
>hotel. He sits the frog down and
>says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
>You've won me all this money and
>I am forever grateful."
>The frog replies,
>"Ribbit Kiss Me."
>He figures why not,
>since after all the frog did for
>him, he deserves it.
>With a
>kiss, the frog turns into a
>gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
>your honor, is how the girl
>ended up in my room. So help me God
>or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

Hope you enjoyed this.

Wed Jan 15, 2003, 03:35 PM
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THAT was a good one!

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