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new club - Tue Oct 22, 2002, 04:06 PM
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ok, here's a new club started by me!! only so i could be president.

we only have one rule though and an oath:

THOU SHALL NOT PLAY JJ(os ) AND WIN!!


To apply, please subit your request below,

to apply, you must play JJ consistantly and never win with it.

nominees for positions also accepted.

I nominate Pokergoddess vice president (I know you hate these cards also)
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 04:08 PM
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Send all your surplus JJ hands over this way. Please.
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 04:24 PM
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sorry i just went all in preflop from button with JJ and 7 limpers before me 1 caller with A6s and i won so i cannot join your club
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 04:41 PM
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to make matter worse a few hands later early limper MP raiser me on his left find JJ go all in for 27k+ MP calls with AK and i win the coin flip so that rules me right out the club

good job as i love JJ
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 05:46 PM
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Aha,
I will proudly accept the nomination, and if elected promise to never play JJ again!! (or maybe I will...but not proudly). You and I have been beaten to death recently with JJ....matters not whether we limp, raise, scream, flop a set, make a full house...we just end up the big loser. This is followed closely by TT, but that may have to be an auxillary club, as that's a whole new set of probems. I cringe when I see JJ in the pocket.


'Goddess
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 07:16 PM
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I feel your pain, but, I play any pocket pair from the Snowmen upwards, seems to work for me

CLAY
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 08:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clay Knight
I feel your pain, but, I play any pocket pair from the Snowmen upwards, seems to work for me
Why stop with snowmen? If you can see the flop cheap with duckies try to flop a set.
 
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Tue Oct 22, 2002, 08:12 PM
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lololol duckies, I love that
and squeezies, I play them too.
Yes I agree Joe, early on, any pp and I'll go for trips.
But raising to have one opponent v your pp, knowing 2/3 times they'll miss and you'll be ahead...is fun

CLAY
 
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What The Heck??? - Thu Oct 24, 2002, 05:09 PM
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"Duckies" I understand. And even "hooks".

But what the heck are "squeezies" and "snowmen"?
 
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Silly Me - Thu Oct 24, 2002, 05:13 PM
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"snowmen" have to be 8s. Ne c'est pas?

Still stumped by "squeezies."

And are there cute names for the entire set of pairs?

2 2: ducks
3 3: treys - anything else??

8 8: snowmen - I'm guessing

J J: hooks
Q Q: can't say. Tina's watching.
 
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Thu Oct 24, 2002, 05:29 PM
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"I got a pair of squeezies down 'n dirty"


squeezies=small pair
down 'n dirty=in the hole/pocket/hidden card/s

King,nine=the salt mine
ace,king=the big slick (but you all knew that)
seven,two=the beer hand
eight,three=the 'pokermats' hand (sorry Mat)

That'll do for now

CLAY
 
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Mon Oct 28, 2002, 05:11 AM
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K-9 is also the "dog"
Q6 is the griz (have no clue on why, thats what its called at the local card club)

--Matt--
 
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Mon Oct 28, 2002, 05:45 AM
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Q3 = gay waiter

Q7 = IBM

2/3o = Ms. Slick

6/3o = Jimmy Sommerfield (Horseshoe Tournament Director)

6/9 = dinner for two, love connection

2/2 = water chickens

5/5 = presto

and I'll probably think of some more...
 
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ME FOR SURE!!!! - Mon Nov 04, 2002, 01:21 PM
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Pokergoddess has already scolded and punished me when I so stupidly went all-in with JJ and losing to a str8 putting me out on the bubble in the WPO rd 1!!! BAD SANEIGY :x Pokergoddess yelled fiercely, I want to see you in my office right away she screamed!!! :twisted: :evil: I won't tell you the gory details of what happened next, I will leave that to your imagination!! :idea:

So you see I am at one with this club... :!:

SANEIGY :arrow: 'DO YOU EVER WONDER?'
 
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Mon Nov 04, 2002, 05:39 PM
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hey pokergoddess here's some more (some may be repeats or ones you have heard)


AK47= machine gun

AQ =little slick, doyle brunson, big chick

AT= johnny moss

A2= hunting season

kkkk= 4 horseman

KKK= 3 WISEMAN, ALABAMA NIGHT RIDERS

KK = KING KONG, COWBOYS

KbAd= MIKE HEAVEN

KdQd= ROYAL COUPLE

KJ= KOJAK, KING JOHN, TUCSON MONSTER

QQ= LADIES, JAILHOUSE ROCK, SIGFRED & ROY

K9= SAW MILL, A PAIR OF DOGS

Qs5s= GRANNIE MAE

JK= HARRY POTTER, PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE

JQ= OEDIPUS

Q3= GAYWAITER, SAN FRANCISCO BUSBOY

J5= MOTOWN

J4= FLATTIRE

TTT= 30 MILE OF BAD ROAD

T4= OVER AND OUT

98= OLDSMOBLE

76= UNION OIL

83= SVEN

9H5H= DOLLY PARTON

72= BEER HAND

69= DINNER FOR 2, BIG LICK

3A= BASKIN ROBBINS

38= RAQUEL WELCH
 
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Mon Nov 04, 2002, 06:55 PM
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PP 9s have been known to called boots. Could be a Canadian thing though just like we say " Tight" and the Americans say "Full Boat"
are ya interested of what we think or say eh?

babe60 :wink:
 
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Mon Nov 04, 2002, 08:22 PM
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eh?
 
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Mon Nov 04, 2002, 10:15 PM
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Tonight. Tues. 910 PM Central time. aha12877 takes JJ up against KQ sooted and wins. I think impeachment hearings are in order.

Bill
 
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Tue Nov 05, 2002, 01:58 AM
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hey i had him way outstacked and he went allin no other callers.

my people:

do what i say not what i do
 

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