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the funniest chat..!!!! - Sun Oct 27, 2002, 12:46 PM
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the following is a chat from pokerpages ring games of today

this hapens when a pokerpages player found a problem (which i will not reveal now) and then Mark (dont know why) shows up and start one of the funniest conversations ive ever presence at this school

you guys take 5 minutes and read it, cause this is a problem you may experience....you are not in a dream, not even in the wonderland..this is real !!!!

have funn

spades 8)

Peso42: ,,
Peso42: wow, i'm somebody else
melachric: me too
Fatz: nh
Peso42: this is wierd.
"spades": ty
Sakura_vv: nh
"spades": lucky
"spades": u need chips to put me out
"spades": not with 60 im going away
Sakura_vv: i see
Sakura_vv: lol
Mark: melach
Mark: what do you mean, you are somebody else?
Peso42: i am somebody else too
melachric: lol
"spades": lol
Mark: peso, what do you mean?
melachric: just kidding mark
Fatz: it was the last person in the seat
Mark: oh thank god for that
"spades": give up drugs guys
Peso42: it says, "snatchman"
Peso42: on my screen
"spades": yup
Mark: does it?
Peso42: yeah
Peso42: i'm
"spades": thats hapens to me to mark
Peso42: Peso42
"spades": i report it to gavin
Mark: peso, can you close the table and come back in. You can click join event again
Peso42: did that
Peso42: once
Peso42: i'll do it again though
Mark: no good?
Peso42: nope
Mark: ok
"spades": wish my name appears as jonhy chan...at lkeast
"spades": least
Peso42: i'm "snatchman" again
"spades": lol
Peso42: what a name
"spades": u are on a dream
melachric: lol
Peso42: lol
"spades": ypur eyes are heavy
Mark: did you see yourself over in the old seat when you sat down?
"spades": u goign to fall asleep
Peso42: don't think so
Mark: is snatchman a better player than you?
"spades": lmao
melachric: peso whatever you do dont stare at the sun
"spades": rofl
Peso42: hopefully
"spades": LOL
"spades": only at pso
"spades": and they dont charge you for this
Mark: can you please do me one more favor
Peso42: yeah
Mark: are you in the school?
Peso42: no
"spades": thts it
Mark: ok, cause I would ask you for double membership
Peso42: hehe
"spades": thats it
"spades": sign up man
"spades": on pso
Mark: could you just try one more thing for me please
"spades": problems over
Peso42: whats that
Mark: can you shut the program and open it again and then join this event and tell me if you are yourself
Mark: again
"spades": lol
Mark: please
Peso42: ok
Mark: ty
Peso42: let me play this monster first
Mark: I will wait here ok
Mark: ok
"spades": tell me if you are yourself....!!! luv that
Peso42: ok
melachric: this cionverstation should be preserved its great
Peso42: i'll come back, hopefully i'll be myself
"spades": lol
melachric: so many levels

melachric: will peso wind up playing with himself tune in
Sakura_vv: nh
Mark: Hi Snatchman, have you seen peso anywhere?
melachric: lol
Peso42: I'm still a SNATCHMAN!
Peso42: woohoo!
Mark: peso, who are you?
"spades": rofl
"spades": lmao
"spades": u on drugs peso???
"spades": shame on you
Peso42: "there is no peso, only snatch"
Mark: peso, who do you say you are?
melachric: lmao
"spades": im johny chan
Peso42: i "think" i'm me
Mark: are you still showing as snatchman
Peso42: i'm batman
"spades": lol
Peso42: yeah
"spades": ~rofl
melachric: im stu ungar
"spades": ~lmao
"spades": ~this is too much
Mark: I am going to try one of these out of body experiences myself
melachric: rofl
Mark: hang on
Peso42: its kinda cool
"spades": lol
Blue Eyes: Hello Mark
Mark: peso, I am going to login as you
Peso42: ok
"spades": i have copy this entire chat..im going to post this on forum mela
Mark: or shall I login as snatchman?
"spades": this is tooo funny
Mark: brb
Peso42: log in whatever
Peso42: you know what?
Peso42: i like being a snatchman
Peso42: maybe i'll be a snatchman for life
Peso42: i guess i could have been "vaginaman"
Peso42: that would have been awkward
melachric: watchout peso youll get a letter
melachric: email i mean
Peso42: ?
melachric: language
Peso42: oh
melachric: i dont care but...
melachric: lol
Peso42: well, i'm snatchman for christs sake
melachric: true
Peso42: (trying to stay in character)
melachric: guess theres nothing wroing with being more clinical about it
melachric: change my name to gluteus maximus man

snatchman: anyone fancy playing bigger with pesos stack?
Peso42: hey?
"spades": lol
Peso42: thats not me
Peso42: thats him
snatchman: you talkin to me?
"spades": LMAO
Peso42: don't be fooled
Peso42: I'm me
"spades": snatch
melachric: who said that
"spades": !!!
snatchman: now then
snatchman: who am I?
"spades": im hearing stuffs
Peso42: i keep telling myself, I'm not who i think i am
"spades": did i stear at the sun?? cant remmeber
snatchman: your in my seat
Peso42: i know i'm in my seat
"spades": lol
Peso42: i was saving it for me
snatchman: are you playing solid?
snatchman: I have a reputation to think about
"spades": hey sant
"spades": why u raising?
"spades": snatch
Peso42: i didn't raise
"spades": yes u did snatch
snatchman: you talkin to me or him?
Peso42: he did
"spades": ~who??
"spades": who did?
melachric: the things he said about you
"spades": u got a deuce snatch??? me neither
snatchman: peso, my name seems to be stuck in your client
Peso42: i didn't fold
"spades": rofl
Peso42: i figured you on 2 diamonds
"spades": quit drugs man
Peso42: no way
melachric: get your name out of his client fo gods sake
snatchman: we may be talking copyright issues here you know
Peso42: i feel like the fugitive here
snatchman: I mean, how would you like me to be you?
Peso42: that'd be nice
snatchman: do you have a real job?
Peso42: college
snatchman: ok, let's swap
Peso42: after the hand
Peso42: i will
snatchman: no, actually I prefer your name
Peso42: me too
snatchman: can you sit out for a few hands so that I can log in as you
snatchman: I will bump you off when I log in as you and I dont want you to lose a pot
Peso42: ok
snatchman: ok, wait there
Peso42: ok
Peso42: I am peso
Peso42: I look like peso
Peso42: my nameplate says peso
lisamarie82: which is you talkin?>
Peso42: but I am Mark
lisamarie82: ok
roo: i am peso
Blue Eyes: that happens a lot when u take the seat of someone that just lelft
Blue Eyes: shows their name to u but to us shows your real name
Mark: Blue eyes
roo: ok
Blue Eyes: yes?
Blue Eyes: how r u Mark
Mark: how do you correct it?
Mark: a bit confused right now
Blue Eyes: don't know about that
Mark: do you just play when someone elses name is on your nameplate?
Blue Eyes: I guess your software needs to totally delete them when they leave n=table
Blue Eyes: table
Mark: yes there is obviously a problem of some sort
Mark: but it was entertaining though
Blue Eyes: yes

Mark: I need peso to help me here
lisamarie82: think hes froze in here
Mark: when he comes back, I need to have him quit and close program and wait for at least one full hand
Mark: before coming back into software
lisamarie82: hes on messenger
lisamarie82: hang on
Mark: ok
Mark: I need him to quit
Mark: and not just leave table
Mark: I can do it if he cannot
lisamarie82: k
lisamarie82: hes doin that
Mark: ok, but he has to come in and quit first
lisamarie82: lol
lisamarie82: i confused him
lisamarie82: hang on
Peso42: i'm me!
Mark: hi
lisamarie82: woohoo!
Mark: now
Peso42: yeah
Mark: you need to do the following
Peso42: i'm me again
Peso42: ok
Mark: are you?
Peso42: yeah
Peso42: Peso42 <-----
Mark: what Snatch?
Peso42: call me any pet names you like, but I'm Peso42
lisamarie82: nerd!
lisamarie82: hehe
Mark: ok, I will have that looked at and have snatch surgically removed from your client
Peso42: ok
Peso42: that would be nice
Mark: I will have to find out what causes that
Mark: if any of you can reproduce it please let me know by email
Mark: like tell me exactly what you have to do to make it happen then we can fix it
Peso42: i'll let you know if i'm snatch again
Mark: ok thanks
Mark: I am on list now so I will see if it is when I get the open seat after a full table
Mark: and someone leaves
Mark: now, can you all look at your names and make sure you are actually who you think you are?
gomarciago: Im ok
Blue Eyes: I am me
Mark: thanks john, and thanks barry
Sakura_vv: nh
lisamarie82: thanks
JMAN: not me
Mark: I am me
Peso42: you are you, mark
Sun Oct 27, 2002, 06:03 PM
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Thanks for the laugh spades!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sun Oct 27, 2002, 09:49 PM
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Sun Oct 27, 2002, 10:44 PM
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That is pretty funny, even though I know it means more work for me and Gavin come Monday...8O
Mon Oct 28, 2002, 09:06 AM
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:lol: Certainly glad everyone is who they are at this point. Family members could become quite concerned about not knowing the person who they know is not known as the person they know.

Needed a good laugh. Great post. Ain't life grand.

Mon Oct 28, 2002, 09:44 AM
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Never judge another until you have had an opportunity to walk a mile in his moccasins....

So, Peso:

Just how did it feel to be a "SNATCHMAN" ???

Mon Oct 28, 2002, 06:28 PM
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lmao zip...

ps.. i believe peso42 cant hear us...is not a pso member, but for sure is a funny guy
Wed Oct 30, 2002, 07:38 PM
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too too funny

Randy (I think....at least my wife tells me I am)
Wed Oct 30, 2002, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rggator
too too funny

Randy (I think....at least my wife tells me I am)

When she begins calling you by another name, you may be in trouble.

Thu Jan 30, 2003, 08:12 PM
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Mon Feb 03, 2003, 09:02 PM
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Very, Very Funny :
lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks, Spades

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