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Happy Now? You guys made my girl cry. - Thu Feb 17, 2011, 03:54 PM
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Datzang is crying now. Crying,screaming, breaking mice, and killing penguins. First tourney of the day, first hand AA, all chips go in preflop, J T off calls to make trip J's. Out. Next tourney KK 10 minutes before first break. KK all the money goes in against A J off. Blam Ace on the flop. Ba Bye Norma Jean. Make her stop tellin me please. -shark
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:01 PM
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All you can ever do is try to be philosophical about it..............Do you want those calls EVERYTIME in those situations? Hell yeah you do. Just have to deal with the fact that no hand is ever 100% pre-flop and that variance in the short term can be very cruel. I had a streak in October/November where I was 13 wins and 19 losses in 32 hands ISO to a showdown all-in holding AA/KK. It's gonna happen. Keep playing the way you play and focus on making proper descisions. All you can do.
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:07 PM
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it is a sign. she should probably quit poker, pick up knitting or something
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:08 PM
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Datzang is crying now. Crying,screaming, breaking mice, and killing penguins. First tourney of the day, first hand AA, all chips go in preflop, J T off calls to make trip J's. Out. Next tourney KK 10 minutes before first break. KK all the money goes in against A J off. Blam Ace on the flop. Ba Bye Norma Jean. Make her stop tellin me please. -shark
Id tell her to stop being a shove monkey and consider who shes up agianst.

I'm just sayin'

OH WAIT!!! im sorry I think that was Tazz' line Im sorry!
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:11 PM
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All you can ever do is try to be philosophical about it..............Do you want those calls EVERYTIME in those situations? Hell yeah you do. Just have to deal with the fact that no hand is ever 100% pre-flop and that variance in the short term can be very cruel. I had a streak in October/November where I was 13 wins and 19 losses in 32 hands ISO to a showdown all-in holding AA/KK. It's gonna happen. Keep playing the way you play and focus on making proper descisions. All you can do.
I know all that. She does too. My question was. How do I make her stop complaining about it to me.

Last edited by sharkatack89; Thu Feb 17, 2011 at 04:12 PM.. Reason: bad bad grammer
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:23 PM
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I know all that. She does too. My question was. How do I make her stop complaining about it to me.
cough syrup and alcohol
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 04:29 PM
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I know all that. She does too. My question was. How do I make her stop complaining about it to me.
Dude I can think of about 1500 ways to tell her. ( Last months winnings )

Here's the funny thing about pokerz..... we all think that no one runs worse than us yet we forget that most wont even win $5 and as far as MTT and SNG play is concerned, 90% + of online players are losing players.
I don't even want to look up the last few months PSO results to see how many consecutive times she cashed! I have never been able to put three in a row together so if you want i should feel sorry for you or her or anyone else.... you are barking up the wrong tree.

Gidee Up!

 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:13 PM
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shark, it's not just her..... tell her to take a peek at my scores this week (-19 and -16 weren't from playing crap hands).
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:19 PM
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Dude I can think of about 1500 ways to tell her. ( Last months winnings )

Here's the funny thing about pokerz..... we all think that no one runs worse than us yet we forget that most wont even win $5 and as far as MTT and SNG play is concerned, 90% + of online players are losing players.
I don't even want to look up the last few months PSO results to see how many consecutive times she cashed! I have never been able to put three in a row together so if you want i should feel sorry for you or her or anyone else.... you are barking up the wrong tree.

Gidee Up!

ROFL, Dats laughing her ass off too. JWK24, Dat says, you can come over and cry and drink cough syrup and alcohol w/ her. -shark
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:21 PM
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It's called a Divorce Attorney...



MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:31 PM
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Dude...

Do not TRY to shut her up for feck's sake!

Let her rant!

Just go to your personal "happy place", and repeat the magic mantra:

"Yes Dear".

You must be a youngster if you haven't learned this technique yet!
 
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thank u everybody!!!!!!!!! - Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:37 PM
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It's called a Divorce Attorney...



MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're not married yet.


anyway u guys make me laugh
im ok now.

2:30토너먼트에 다 죽었어
덤벼봐라

고맙다 나 죽인것들
또 붙자
모두 행운을 빈다
 
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No Korean in the forums - Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:43 PM
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Oh well, thought maybe dat could post in korean, much more comfortable for her. You could all google translate it. She's got lots to say also. Just takes too long for her. Too Bad, thought it would be fun for all. -shark
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 05:43 PM
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we're not married yet.


anyway u guys make me laugh
im ok now.

2:30토너먼트에 다 죽었어
덤벼봐라

고맙다 나 죽인것들
또 붙자
모두 행운을 빈다
"Yes Dear"
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 07:25 PM
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Hi Dat, this is my first post and I was sitting at the table when your KKs were beat.

I'm Korean American but can't read or write in Korean. My mother is Korean and was a professional poker player in Las Vegas for years but retired 10 years ago. I recently got her to play on PS and she's is visiting me this week. I asked her to translate your post...nice to know you got your mojo back...go get em

Best...Sam
 
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lol - Thu Feb 17, 2011, 07:38 PM
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당신에게 행운을 빌어요

spike x
 
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wow! this time not early out - Thu Feb 17, 2011, 08:05 PM
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hehe !!
getting better.
99. call Q,6 suit it
im dead.
but this time 400th

let's start again!
good luck all


한국말로 답장주신 분들 고마워용
잘해봅시다용
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 09:09 PM
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Id tell her to stop being a shove monkey and consider who shes up agianst.

I'm just sayin'

OH WAIT!!! im sorry I think that was Tazz' line Im sorry!
Dude--don't start none, there won't be none... It's anybody's line...it's public domain... lol

Im just saying...
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 09:14 PM
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Dude...

Do not TRY to shut her up for feck's sake!

Let her rant!

Just go to your personal "happy place", and repeat the magic mantra:

"Yes Dear".

You must be a youngster if you haven't learned this technique yet!
Smart man!

Dawn
 
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Thu Feb 17, 2011, 10:26 PM
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Datzang is crying now. Crying,screaming, breaking mice, and killing penguins. First tourney of the day, first hand AA, all chips go in preflop, J T off calls to make trip J's. Out. Next tourney KK 10 minutes before first break. KK all the money goes in against A J off. Blam Ace on the flop. Ba Bye Norma Jean. Make her stop tellin me please. -shark

.......breaking mice?
you know the expression "you had me at hello"?
i can't get past post #1 in this thead...

 

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