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The moral of the story... - Tue Nov 05, 2002, 08:54 AM
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In the human body, which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in.

They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

Bob
 
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Missed a Word - Tue Nov 05, 2002, 01:25 PM
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. . . looks like the "auto-censor" needs a bit of tweaking, Tina!!
 
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Tue Nov 05, 2002, 01:35 PM
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NO DOUBT !! I can't believe the word "rectum" made it through,,,,how vulgar!! LOL,,,,sheesh!!!

I do have a question, though,,,Zip,,,what are you in charge of? Ahahahahahaha!! "Love you, MAN!!"
 
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Tue Nov 05, 2002, 06:13 PM
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When God created a man's body he made one very big mistake. He designed the brain and the ***** to operate using the flow of blood. However there is only enough blood in a man's body to operate one at a time.
 
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Tue Nov 05, 2002, 06:52 PM
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In my years of experience, Sometimes neither is operating, so I wonder what is going on then :? in the mans human body?
I could'nt resist :P :P

babe60 :wink:
 
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Tue Nov 05, 2002, 08:09 PM
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ROTFLMAO

I needed that :lol:
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 08:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by babe60
In my years of experience, Sometimes neither is operating, so I wonder what is going on then :? in the mans human body?
I could'nt resist :P :P

babe60 :wink:
Unlike the female mouth, which seems to ALWAYS be operating!

Same here,,,,coudln't resist!!! J/K
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 10:18 AM
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:P Careful Indy_Bob it's nice having a man around sometimes,
but remember:MOTHER NATURE almost without exception has put the FEMALE of the species in charge of the family unit.

So take care and listen up.LOL

ponygee :roll:
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 11:17 AM
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Actually, with most of the higher primates and mammals, the males are in charge. The male lion rules the pride and keeps several females to bear his children. Monkeys and apes are ruled by dominant males, the women take care of the young. In fact, it seems that in nature, the intelligent species all have males in charge. Sure. the female rules the roost with birds and insects, but tell me the last time you saw a roach sign a desire for a coca-cola?

--Greagar
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 11:18 AM
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PRECISELY why my family unit consists of,,,,ME! lol
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 10:33 PM
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I certainly agree with Wilko1, God did make a very big mistake, and that is precisley why men are'nt made equal to women, as women can operate more then one thing at a time. See our brain isn't connected to very essential organs, as they all work on their own.
:wink: I wonder if this is why it is said,"Behind every successful man, is a woman" :wink:
You never hear the statement "Behind every successful woman, there is a man" because there is only enough blood in his body to operate one thing at a time, and you know as well as I what he would rather operate. If in doubt just look at Wilko1's posting.

babe60 :wink: " all in fun "
 
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Wed Nov 06, 2002, 11:50 PM
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In keeping with this thread, the following scientific research from a distrinquished medical journal reveals that

All babies start out with the same number of raw
cells, which over nine months, develop into a
complete female baby.

The problem occurs when cells are instructed by
the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go
around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive
organs have to come from cells already assigned
elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells are
removed from the communications center of the brain,
migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual
organs.
If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to
a full deck of cards, this means that males are
born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their
cards are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female
brain manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house
or learn to read.

Little boys, however, will tend to do things
like placing a bucket over their heads and running
into walls.
This basic cognitive difference continues to
grow until puberty when the hormones kick into action
and the trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and
female brains differ, but the center of thought
also differs. Women think with their heads.

Male thoughts often originate lower in their
bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.

Of course, the size of this problem varies from
man to man.

In some men only a small number of brain cells
migrate and they are left with nearly full mental
capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.
Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers."

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.
These men are medically referred to as "Fighter Pilots."

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as......
"Mr. President or Mr. Congressman" or sometimes more simply as the idiot in seat 7. :P
 
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Thu Nov 07, 2002, 04:41 AM
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I USED TO THINK THAT THE BRAIN WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN IN MY BODY.........THEN I THOUGHT..................WHO'S TELLING ME THIS?!





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