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Thread for pre-sapient knuckle-draggers... - Sat Feb 19, 2011, 04:09 PM
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Have at it!!

Im just sayin...
 
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Sat Feb 19, 2011, 04:18 PM
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Ugh, Ugh. *Pounds on Chest* deed u shay, club, or thread? Howw i joyn's? -shark
 
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Sat Feb 19, 2011, 04:40 PM
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Ugh, Ugh. *Pounds on Chest* deed u shay, club, or thread? Howw i joyn's? -shark
All you have to do to join is this:
When someone asks you a question do not answer it. Instead, speak in circles and hope that the person that asked the question forgets what they asked you.

It is important to use words that make you appear smarter than you are also.

Make sure you do not misspell any words too. That is a big no-no in the club.

Now combine all that with a belief in unicorns and the tooth fairy and you are ready for membership in the club.

Just remember, members of this club never ever place in leaderboard money. To do so would mean you have learned something about the game of poker and sadly, that also is a big no-no.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask the OP and he will be sure to talk in circles for you.
 
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Sat Feb 19, 2011, 04:42 PM
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Have at it!!

Im just sayin...
Tazz
i highly doubt you would even come back to respond but my question was on topic
and i asked the question without vulgarity or rudeness
unfortunately you can not say the same

enjoy the sandbox

 
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ooops, - Sat Feb 19, 2011, 04:49 PM
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Hey guys didn't know I was getting into a war here. I just liked the title to the posting. And thought I'd make a funny reply is all. No flames at anyone. I'm audi 5000. -shark

PS, got enough of a target on my back already. Don't need any more hate at me. -sorry.

Last edited by sharkatack89; Sat Feb 19, 2011 at 04:50 PM.. Reason: Post Script.
 
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Sat Feb 19, 2011, 05:09 PM
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Hey guys didn't know I was getting into a war here. I just liked the title to the posting. And thought I'd make a funny reply is all. No flames at anyone. I'm audi 5000. -shark

PS, got enough of a target on my back already. Don't need any more hate at me. -sorry.
even if tazz hated you all u need to do is sit out first 5 minutes
 
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Sat Feb 19, 2011, 05:25 PM
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even if tazz hated you all u need to do is sit out first 5 minutes
LMAO
 
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I are... - Sun Feb 20, 2011, 10:11 AM
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I are a charter member of this club.

I are back!!!

Though I are never gone.



First one of you yahoo's starts on me again, have at it. You will regret that.
 
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Sun Feb 20, 2011, 12:04 PM
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First one of you yahoo's starts on me again, have at it. You will regret that.
Here we go again already! Just what would anyone regret? More BS...over and over!
 
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Sun Feb 20, 2011, 06:36 PM
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I are a charter member of this club.

I are back!!!

Though I are never gone.



First one of you yahoo's starts on me again, have at it. You will regret that.

HMMMMMM ARE YOU SURE ???

IM JUST SAYIN..

 
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Sun Feb 20, 2011, 11:01 PM
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All you have to do to join is this:
When someone asks you a question do not answer it. Instead, speak in circles and hope that the person that asked the question forgets what they asked you.

It is important to use words that make you appear smarter than you are also.

Make sure you do not misspell any words too. That is a big no-no in the club.

Now combine all that with a belief in unicorns and the tooth fairy and you are ready for membership in the club.

Just remember, members of this club never ever place in leaderboard money. To do so would mean you have learned something about the game of poker and sadly, that also is a big no-no.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask the OP and he will be sure to talk in circles for you.

Post of the Month right here.
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 01:01 AM
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Post of the Month right here.
The Crosby sucks video was my favorite... but this one might pass it.
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 01:03 AM
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The Crosby sucks video was my favorite... but this one might pass it.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 01:08 AM
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In case anyone missed it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6ylaB0roY
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 05:37 PM
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Post of the Month right here.
Thanks Moxie, but the real award should go to Tazz, without whom my post could not have been made possible!
 
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lol - Mon Feb 21, 2011, 05:44 PM
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Thanks Moxie, but the real award should go to Tazz, without whom my post could not have been made possible!

lol....hiccup....l love you guys......u guys so funny.....hiccup

cheers
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 09:27 PM
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Now I know this is not a hand analysis thread, but can someone tell me if the guy playing KQ in this hand might drag his knuckles a little when he walks. Feel free to talk in circles in your reply:

PokerStars Game #58070719580: Tournament #360452928, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit
- Level XV (1000/2000) - 2011/02/21 20:16:44 ET
Table '360452928 66' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: wiseguyjim (9218 in chips)
Seat 2: tazz864 (17806 in chips)
Seat 3: 2010gold (5365 in chips)
Seat 4: CVBOSTONGIRL (6260 in chips)
Seat 5: abadapple (3754 in chips)
Seat 6: donkrme (13026 in chips)
Seat 7: BIGWIGG1 (37337 in chips)
Seat 8: den1941 (39012 in chips)
Seat 9: SCHWARTZ 25 (9322 in chips)
wiseguyjim: posts the ante 200
tazz864: posts the ante 200
2010gold: posts the ante 200
CVBOSTONGIRL: posts the ante 200
abadapple: posts the ante 200
donkrme: posts the ante 200
BIGWIGG1: posts the ante 200
den1941: posts the ante 200
SCHWARTZ 25: posts the ante 200
tazz864: posts small blind 1000
2010gold: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wiseguyjim [4h 3c]
CVBOSTONGIRL: folds
abadapple: raises 1554 to 3554 and is all-in
donkrme: folds
BIGWIGG1: raises 1554 to 5108
den1941: folds
SCHWARTZ 25: folds
wiseguyjim: folds
tazz864: raises 10892 to 16000
2010gold: folds
BIGWIGG1: raises 10892 to 26892
tazz864: calls 1606 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (9286) returned to BIGWIGG1
*** FLOP *** [Ah Ts 8c]
*** TURN *** [Ah Ts 8c] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Ts 8c 4s] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tazz864: shows [Kc Qs] (a pair of Tens)
BIGWIGG1: shows [4d 4c] (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
BIGWIGG1 collected 28104 from side pot
abadapple: shows [7s 7c] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
BIGWIGG1 collected 14462 from main pot
tazz864 finished the tournament in 103rd place and received $0.02.
abadapple finished the tournament in 104th place and received $0.02.
BIGWIGG1 said, "tyvm"
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 09:41 PM
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and he was soooooooo close to making a second top 100 finish in over 100 games played

 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 09:45 PM
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and he was soooooooo close to making a second top 100 finish in over 100 games played

BTW, I made my penny, where were you?? Passed me, yet??

Im just sayin...
 
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Mon Feb 21, 2011, 11:17 PM
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BTW, I made my penny, where were you?? Passed me, yet??

Im just sayin...
haven't even started
i told you i'm giving you a head start
hell i've only played 2-3 games since the 14th
but don't worry 1 day is all i really need

 

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