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call it the way it is..... - Fri Mar 04, 2011, 12:50 AM
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The exact hand prior to this.......

PresBruno said, "but when a donk beats me because of outrageous donk luck"
PresBruno said, "that just really ticks me off"
PresBruno said, "who the hell risks a third of their stack on ace rag"


PokerStars Game #58622502447: Tournament #368288709, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2011/03/03 22:51:03 CT [2011/03/03 23:51:03 ET]
Table '368288709 25' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: PresBruno (2145 in chips)
Seat 2: clive79 (3910 in chips)
Seat 3: The Hab (1090 in chips)
Seat 4: mighty_nima (14015 in chips)
Seat 5: papa philman (975 in chips)
Seat 6: JWK24 (4415 in chips)
Seat 7: Boophoenix (8701 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 8: OrlanderB (8755 in chips)
Seat 9: tanyastar123 (4825 in chips)
PresBruno: posts the ante 75
clive79: posts the ante 75
The Hab: posts the ante 75
mighty_nima: posts the ante 75
papa philman: posts the ante 75
JWK24: posts the ante 75
OrlanderB: posts the ante 75
tanyastar123: posts the ante 75
OrlanderB: posts small blind 400
tanyastar123: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JWK24 [4c 3d]
Boophoenix said, "over half the pso players that think it's a smart play just like 83 suited or something that hit more than they don't"
PresBruno: raises 1269 to 2069
clive79: calls 2069
PresBruno said, "I got donked otu 2nd hand yesterday"
PresBruno said, "had AA"
PresBruno said, "raised pre flop and flop"
PresBruno said, "2-7 trips up on turn"
The Hab: folds
mighty_nima: folds
papa philman said, "harsh,lol"
PresBruno said, "very"
papa philman: folds
PresBruno said, "Just like I am playing patiently"
PresBruno said, "I mean"
Boophoenix said, "got hit one day last month aa to q6 off by player numner 10297 or 10300 players"
PresBruno said, "maybe with my Queens I could've"
PresBruno said, "waited to flop to shove but"
PresBruno said, "donks will call regardless"
JWK24: folds
PresBruno said, "so who knows"
OrlanderB: calls 1669
PresBruno said, "yeah crazy donks"
tanyastar123: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 3c Ah]
PresBruno said, "disclaimer: I am only shoving on this because I can't afford to lose blinds.... wouldn't normally do this, haha."
OrlanderB: bets 800
papa philman said, "left yourself a dollar so u could talk huh?"
PresBruno said, "oh that's cold"
PresBruno said, "can't I keep my dollar?"
PresBruno said, "yeah and to waste time"
PresBruno: calls 1 and is all-in
clive79: raises 966 to 1766 and is all-in
OrlanderB: calls 966
PresBruno said, "figures"
*** TURN *** [Qd 3c Ah] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 3c Ah 6c] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OrlanderB: shows [Td Ac] (a pair of Aces)
clive79: shows [Ad Qc] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
clive79 collected 3530 from side pot
PresBruno: shows [As 8c] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
PresBruno said, "oh come on"
Boophoenix said, "even heads up they wont let ya keep teh dollar"
clive79 collected 7610 from main pot
PresBruno finished the tournament in 237th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11140 Main pot 7610. Side pot 3530. | Rake 0
Board [Qd 3c Ah 6c 8s]
Seat 1: PresBruno showed [As 8c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: clive79 showed [Ad Qc] and won (11140) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: The Hab folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mighty_nima folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: papa philman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JWK24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OrlanderB (small blind) showed [Td Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: tanyastar123 (big blind) folded before Flop

PresBruno [observer]: I hit 2 pair too
PresBruno [observer]: oh well
PresBruno [observer]: peace
JWK24: yeah...aces and rags
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 12:54 AM
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The exact hand prior to this.......

PresBruno said, "but when a donk beats me because of outrageous donk luck"
PresBruno said, "that just really ticks me off"
PresBruno said, "who the hell risks a third of their stack on ace rag"


PokerStars Game #58622502447: Tournament #368288709, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2011/03/03 22:51:03 CT [2011/03/03 23:51:03 ET]
Table '368288709 25' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: PresBruno (2145 in chips)
Seat 2: clive79 (3910 in chips)
Seat 3: The Hab (1090 in chips)
Seat 4: mighty_nima (14015 in chips)
Seat 5: papa philman (975 in chips)
Seat 6: JWK24 (4415 in chips)
Seat 7: Boophoenix (8701 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 8: OrlanderB (8755 in chips)
Seat 9: tanyastar123 (4825 in chips)
PresBruno: posts the ante 75
clive79: posts the ante 75
The Hab: posts the ante 75
mighty_nima: posts the ante 75
papa philman: posts the ante 75
JWK24: posts the ante 75
OrlanderB: posts the ante 75
tanyastar123: posts the ante 75
OrlanderB: posts small blind 400
tanyastar123: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JWK24 [4c 3d]
Boophoenix said, "over half the pso players that think it's a smart play just like 83 suited or something that hit more than they don't"
PresBruno: raises 1269 to 2069
clive79: calls 2069
PresBruno said, "I got donked otu 2nd hand yesterday"
PresBruno said, "had AA"
PresBruno said, "raised pre flop and flop"
PresBruno said, "2-7 trips up on turn"
The Hab: folds
mighty_nima: folds
papa philman said, "harsh,lol"
PresBruno said, "very"
papa philman: folds
PresBruno said, "Just like I am playing patiently"
PresBruno said, "I mean"
Boophoenix said, "got hit one day last month aa to q6 off by player numner 10297 or 10300 players"
PresBruno said, "maybe with my Queens I could've"
PresBruno said, "waited to flop to shove but"
PresBruno said, "donks will call regardless"
JWK24: folds
PresBruno said, "so who knows"
OrlanderB: calls 1669
PresBruno said, "yeah crazy donks"
tanyastar123: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 3c Ah]
PresBruno said, "disclaimer: I am only shoving on this because I can't afford to lose blinds.... wouldn't normally do this, haha."
OrlanderB: bets 800
papa philman said, "left yourself a dollar so u could talk huh?"
PresBruno said, "oh that's cold"
PresBruno said, "can't I keep my dollar?"
PresBruno said, "yeah and to waste time"
PresBruno: calls 1 and is all-in
clive79: raises 966 to 1766 and is all-in
OrlanderB: calls 966
PresBruno said, "figures"
*** TURN *** [Qd 3c Ah] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 3c Ah 6c] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OrlanderB: shows [Td Ac] (a pair of Aces)
clive79: shows [Ad Qc] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
clive79 collected 3530 from side pot
PresBruno: shows [As 8c] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
PresBruno said, "oh come on"
Boophoenix said, "even heads up they wont let ya keep teh dollar"
clive79 collected 7610 from main pot
PresBruno finished the tournament in 237th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11140 Main pot 7610. Side pot 3530. | Rake 0
Board [Qd 3c Ah 6c 8s]
Seat 1: PresBruno showed [As 8c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: clive79 showed [Ad Qc] and won (11140) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: The Hab folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mighty_nima folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: papa philman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JWK24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OrlanderB (small blind) showed [Td Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: tanyastar123 (big blind) folded before Flop

PresBruno [observer]: I hit 2 pair too
PresBruno [observer]: oh well
PresBruno [observer]: peace
JWK24: yeah...aces and rags
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 12:59 AM
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Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 01:50 AM
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Hey DONKS, After blinds I would of lost 3/rds of my stack. I wanted to cash not fold into another 30-40 spots or so. Read my explanation....
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 02:19 AM
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Hi Mods I believe Pres just called JWK,myself and panicky poker DONKS. I fully expect Pres to be reprimanded as I personally have never been so insulted in my life than to be called a donk by someone who welches on bets and routinely insults players on the table for having the temerity to call his Ace-rag shoves. Especially since with his blinding poker intellect Pres has already marked anyone who shoves Ace-rag as a donk.

By the way Pres by your stunning logic I guess the guy that risks 1/3 of their stack on Ace-rag must be 3 times the player you are.

Also Pres I can't speak for Panicky as I don't know him that well (I DO know he has game though) but I HAVE finished second in this league (you know that thing that you were so sure that you would do last month that you were going to "hold all of you to this" when peeps took you up on your offer of a prop bet) and have never finished lower than the $15 range I did last month (in 24 games BTW) and in my opinion JWK is easily a better player than I am. So I would be careful who I call a donk if I were you (I'm not of course,a fact for which I am eternally grateful).

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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 02:43 AM
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Hey Pres, has anyone ever "donked" you out with AJ?

Did you donk out of AU?

Did you make a mistake by posting pictures of yourself online?

Oops.

p.s. You still owe me $20.
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 02:44 AM
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lol. classic.

as Charlie Sheen would say......."winning!"
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 02:59 AM
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Hey Pres, has anyone ever "donked" you out with AJ?

Did you donk out of AU?

Did you make a mistake by posting pictures of yourself online?

Oops.

p.s. You still owe me $20.

Yeah Ajay I've been wondering about that ........Did you vote for the Democratic candidate,given that it was 2008 that would be Mr. Obama,like you promised Martin Sheen you would?

Given the level of integrity that you display in here I have the strangest feeling that Mr. Sheen was lied to.

But then that's just another day in the life for you is'nt it Pres?
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 03:06 AM
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Yeah Ajay I've been wondering about that ........Did you vote for the Democratic candidate,given that it was 2008 that would be Mr. Obama,like you promised Martin Sheen you would?

Given the level of integrity that you display in here I have the strangest feeling that Mr. Sheen was lied to.

But then that's just another day in the life for you is'nt it Pres?
Whatever could you be talking about Moxie?

You speak as if someone agreed to a prop bet involving which way they would vote if they could get a picture taken with an actor.

I mean, who would do that? And who would catch them doing that?
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 12:09 PM
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Pres, when you finish top 4 monthly finish here (I have a 5th)..... OR..... when you finish top 8% in a $300 buy-in WSOP Circuit live game (I"ve got a top 9%).... OR.... when your ITM % in cash games (according to OPR) is better than my 52%, while you're at 13%.... then you could call me a donk.
Until then, stick a cork in it (if they even make one that big!).
 
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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 01:28 PM
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Hey DONKS, After blinds I would of lost 3/rds of my stack. I wanted to cash not fold into another 30-40 spots or so. Read my explanation....
Playing A8 in the hot seat is a Capitol Donk move. What happened is why you don't play ace rag, you hit your hand and it was still 2nd best..
You played a donk hand out of position and got beat, what is your complaint? My only response is HEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW, .

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Fri Mar 04, 2011, 09:29 PM
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:inb4closed:
 

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