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almost fell of my chair with laughter - Sat Mar 05, 2011, 08:45 PM
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PresBruno said, "my life includes making $5 grand a week off of poker'



PokerStars Game #58726295757: Tournament #368288638, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (2000/4000) - 2011/03/06 1:42:47 WET [2011/03/05 20:42:47 ET]
Table '368288638 67' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: antlovesang1 (18215 in chips)
Seat 2: keithwins (17960 in chips)
Seat 3: PresBruno (25408 in chips)
Seat 5: shell2309 (180553 in chips)
Seat 6: abenz41984 (12216 in chips)
Seat 7: roadster808 (25755 in chips)
Seat 8: Evolnomar (26331 in chips)
Seat 9: saveapitbull (7338 in chips)
antlovesang1: posts the ante 400
keithwins: posts the ante 400
PresBruno: posts the ante 400
shell2309: posts the ante 400
abenz41984: posts the ante 400
roadster808: posts the ante 400
Evolnomar: posts the ante 400
saveapitbull: posts the ante 400
saveapitbull: posts small blind 2000
antlovesang1: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to antlovesang1 [9s 9c]
keithwins: folds
PresBruno: folds
shell2309: raises 8000 to 12000
abenz41984: folds
roadster808: folds
Evolnomar: folds
saveapitbull: folds
antlovesang1: raises 5815 to 17815 and is all-in
shell2309: calls 5815
*** FLOP *** [4h 7h 7c]
PresBruno said, "go shell"
*** TURN *** [4h 7h 7c] [Ks]
PresBruno said, "10 or A"
PresBruno said, "10 or A"
*** RIVER *** [4h 7h 7c Ks] [Kc]
PresBruno said, "10 or A"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
antlovesang1: shows [9s 9c] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
shell2309: shows [Tc As] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
PresBruno said, "BOOO"
antlovesang1 collected 40830 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40830 | Rake 0
Board [4h 7h 7c Ks Kc]
Seat 1: antlovesang1 (big blind) showed [9s 9c] and won (40830) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: keithwins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PresBruno folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shell2309 showed [Tc As] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 6: abenz41984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: roadster808 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Evolnomar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: saveapitbull (small blind) folded before Flop

PresBruno said, "nh shells orry that donk beat u"
PresBruno said, "donkeys... they are a dime a dozen"
PresBruno said, "I am PresBruno the GREATEST POKER PLAYER EVER I AM CHAMPION OF PSO!!!! bow to me!!!!"
PresBruno said, "I am here to talk to the lowly common folk"
PresBruno said, "to be among the people"

Last edited by antlovesang1; Sat Mar 05, 2011 at 08:58 PM..
 
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Sat Mar 05, 2011, 11:53 PM
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At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good. Given the choice of having a player who is bombastic to one that talks about her successes in a left-handed manner, I'll take the Pres.

All I can say is that if anyone who has been on the receiving end of his barbs ever puts the KO to him in a game, they should strut.
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 12:43 AM
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At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good. Given the choice of having a player who is bombastic to one that talks about her successes in a left-handed manner, I'll take the Pres.

All I can say is that if anyone who has been on the receiving end of his barbs ever puts the KO to him in a game, they should strut.

Cairn,given the choice between the absolute worst donk ever in this league and a player who welches on prop bets that he solicited in his own thread,constantly berates players at the table and whines like a 5 year old child,insults a Pokerstars Pro for her sexual identity (referring to her as "it" even),and a myriad of other obnoxious acts to numerous to list here......

Would you still take Pres?

I would take him in a live setting. Take him outside. He would'nt come back either.
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 12:50 AM
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funny, i was railing PresBruno tonight in the 22:00 PSO tourney just to witness this trash talk at the table, and i'll be damned, lightnin' struck and the Pres himself posted his email address in the chat box when chatting with some other player he was transferring funds to.

i guess i am lucky after all........lol

and by the way, if you have seen any of his youtube "shows", there is one where some little kids busted the door open while he was filming......you could hear them laughing, and they sounded in the age range of 7 to 12 yrs. old. pretty solid evidence that Pres lives in his parents house. i know they weren't his kids.

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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by hiphoplives View Post
funny, i was railing PresBruno tonight in the 22:00 PSO tourney just to witness this trash talk at the table, and i'll be damned, lightnin' struck and the Pres himself posted his email address in the chat box when chatting with some other player he was transferring funds to.

i guess i am lucky after all........lol
Is he offering $$ to people for losing to him again? 'Cause he pulled that last month. That's a SERIOUS breach right there.

As for his email addy.. Who needs it? He boned himself hard when he posted that picture with Martin Sheen. Already know all I need to know about him. 'Cause I'm good at the internets.
 
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hiccup - Sun Mar 06, 2011, 01:17 AM
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Is he offering $$ to people for losing to him again? 'Cause he pulled that last month. That's a SERIOUS breach right there.

As for his email addy.. Who needs it? He boned himself hard when he posted that picture with Martin Sheen. Already know all I need to know about him. 'Cause I'm good at the internets.

lol...hehe....hiccup....lololol....hiccup
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 02:23 AM
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wow.wow.......and wow.

i just typed Ajay bruno into google and realized that we are dealing with a seriously disturbed person here. i don't even know what to say about this guy.

CadmiumRed? Barnabas Stinson? so all of this nonsense is about a kid who goes to American University and plays some ridiculous role playing game called eRepublik?

he's been banned from everything he has ever done in life.......

yet he hasn't been banned from here?

i am so confused now ...........is this what all forums on the internet are like?
 
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hmmmm - Sun Mar 06, 2011, 02:28 AM
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my bet is,

we will see him on, CNN BREAKING NEWS

hiccup
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 04:16 AM
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At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good..
really?
http://pokerprolabs.com/PresBruno/PokerStars.aspx
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 04:30 AM
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One might want to rethink how one lives their life when you're listed in the dictionary as failure.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Ajay%20Bruno
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 07:59 AM
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how he insults all at the tables with his trash talk and personal name calling yet as they are not offence/ in a swearing manner he is allowed to do it on that pso he insulted a guy being from new zealand calling him a weasel who is owned by the aussies and took the mick of christchurch <<< google the disaster
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 08:29 AM
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Hmm. I see arguments both for and against your gun laws here.
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 09:37 AM
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I wonder how much longer before this thread is closed and the "insult" warnings get issued.
 
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Sun Mar 06, 2011, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by autodafe20 View Post
One might want to rethink how one lives their life when you're listed in the dictionary as failure.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Ajay%20Bruno
Yes, by far this was the most entertaining link I found.
 

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