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Have a laugh at my expense - Fri Apr 08, 2011, 05:02 PM
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Doh!

Full Tilt Poker Game #29736870389: Table Mess (shallow) - $0.01/$0.02 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:59:18 ET - 2011/04/08
Seat 1: rleo1890 ($3.10)
Seat 2: Angel91ua ($0.86)
Seat 3: nikoTK ($0.86)
Seat 4: VoviS585 ($0.45)
Seat 5: spaceman90 ($1.30)
Seat 6: ssuglia ($0.55)
Seat 7: BoMbiLa09 ($0.98)
Seat 8: blubb2631 ($0.49)
Seat 9: redw007 ($0.76)
BoMbiLa09 posts the small blind of $0.01
blubb2631 posts the big blind of $0.02
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ssuglia [Kc Ks]
redw007 folds
rleo1890 folds
Angel91ua folds
nikoTK calls $0.02
VoviS585 raises to $0.09
spaceman90 folds
ssuglia has 15 seconds left to act
ssuglia raises to $0.55, and is all in
BoMbiLa09 folds
blubb2631 calls $0.47, and is all in
nikoTK folds
VoviS585 calls $0.36, and is all in
ssuglia shows [Kc Ks]
blubb2631 shows [Kd Kh]
VoviS585 shows [As Ah]

Uncalled bet of $0.06 returned to ssuglia
*** FLOP *** [6s Td 5c]
*** TURN *** [6s Td 5c] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Td 5c 8s] [3s]
ssuglia shows a pair of Kings
blubb2631 shows a pair of Kings
blubb2631 ties for the side pot ($0.04) with a pair of Kings
ssuglia ties for the side pot ($0.04) with a pair of Kings
VoviS585 shows a pair of Aces
VoviS585 wins the main pot ($1.29) with a pair of Aces
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 06:03 PM
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That site is obviously rigged.
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 06:48 PM
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They ALL are. Donk.

PokerStars Game #60536662449: Tournament #379718675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/04/08 18:15:43 ET
Table '379718675 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: LiLmike007 (1685 in chips)
Seat 2: atdreamer (2780 in chips)
Seat 3: Mist Seeker (2920 in chips)
Seat 4: bobbylov (5025 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Gordy738 (1300 in chips)
Seat 6: Moxie Pip (1315 in chips)
Seat 7: BIRIYANI (1220 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: dandr1 (1350 in chips)
Seat 9: jnk45069 (1780 in chips)
jnk45069: posts small blind 50
LiLmike007: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Moxie Pip [Qd Qh]
jnk45069 said, "they are failing this class"
atdreamer: folds
Mist Seeker: folds
bobbylov: folds
matt hatt [observer] said, "lol"
Gordy738: folds
bobbylov has returned
jnk45069 said, "they need to go back to papa johns 101"
Moxie Pip: raises 235 to 335
BIRIYANI: folds
dandr1: calls 335
jnk45069: folds
LiLmike007: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c Ad 3c]
Moxie Pip: bets 300
dandr1: raises 715 to 1015 and is all-in
Moxie Pip: calls 680 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (35) returned to dandr1
Moxie Pip said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [5c Ad 3c] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [5c Ad 3c Kc] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Moxie Pip: shows [Qd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
dandr1: shows [4c 2c] (a flush, King high)
dandr1 collected 2780 from pot
Moxie Pip finished the tournament in 771st place
matt hatt [observer] said, "ok letm talk distracts them"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2780 | Rake 0
Board [5c Ad 3c Kc Jd]
Seat 1: LiLmike007 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: atdreamer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mist Seeker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bobbylov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Gordy738 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Moxie Pip showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: BIRIYANI folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dandr1 (button) showed [4c 2c] and won (2780) with a flush, King high
Seat 9: jnk45069 (small blind) folded before Flop

I called his re-raise because anyone who has ever tabled with dandr1 would NOT give him credit for having an Ace in his hand. ANY Ace can never,ever,possibly lose in his licking the windows on the short bus little mind, so he always shoves with Ace-x.

Well guess I was due to lose one to this dope,he's paid me off so many times with his stupidity.
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 06:57 PM
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I've got plenty of notes on dandr... should change his name to donkey1.
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ssuglia View Post
I've got plenty of notes on dandr... should change his name to donkey1.
Man I just hope mmmm fish doesn't see this thread and our posts. Bad poker ettiquette in full display here.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PS--whenever I feel like playing a cash table I player search for dandr1 and tencat and a couple others in the hope (vain though it may be) that they've managed to scape together a dollar or 2 that I can take off them in about 2 seconds flat.

Last edited by Moxie Pip; Fri Apr 08, 2011 at 07:07 PM..
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 07:07 PM
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@ ssuglia At least you got .06c back.
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 07:29 PM
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Muahahahaha.... feels kind of good watching you guys get set up to crash and burn instead of watching it happen to myself for once! I take pleasure in your pain.

Of course you were practicly drawing dead preflop with your KK and of course those any two cards flopped the nuts just to improve to an even better hand afterwards. What were you donks thinking... ha!

 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Moxie Pip View Post
Man I just hope mmmm fish doesn't see this thread and our posts. Bad poker ettiquette in full display here.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PS--whenever I feel like playing a cash table I player search for dandr1 and tencat and a couple others in the hope (vain though it may be) that they've managed to scape together a dollar or 2 that I can take off them in about 2 seconds flat.
You know that he only place you'd ever find them (outside of PSO) is at the $.02 hyper turbo poker crack tourneys.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 10:44 PM
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@ ssuglia At least you got .06c back.
And I got $.04 for splitting the side pot.
 
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Fri Apr 08, 2011, 10:55 PM
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Well, you guys crashed and burnt with QQ and KK..... take a peek at my wsop recap.... I can add AA to the list.
 

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