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Why is Moxie so Good??..Pip's Poker Prayer

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Why is Moxie so Good??..Pip's Poker Prayer - Fri Apr 15, 2011, 10:34 PM
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I think we could all use a ittle humor tonight..soooo I have discovered Moxie's Secret!

Every night before Pip goes to bed....He has a couple shots of Jack Daniels,

Walks the Dogs....Has a couple more shots of JD,

Plays a couple STT's...shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)

Says a little Prayer... and goes to bed (that's code for passes out).....dreaming about the felt.

PIPS POKER PRAYER

NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
I PRAY MY GAME WILL FLEECE THE SHEEP,
IF I GET DONKED BEFORE I WAKE,
GIVE MY CHIPS TO UNCLE JAKE.


Hiicccccccc

 
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Fri Apr 15, 2011, 10:37 PM
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shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)
I don't know what. Do tell.
 
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Fri Apr 15, 2011, 10:39 PM
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I don't know what. Do tell.

two more shots of jack daniels...lol
 
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Fri Apr 15, 2011, 10:40 PM
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hhiiiiccccccccccccccccccc
 
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Fri Apr 15, 2011, 10:44 PM
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I think you're right about the humor.
 
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Sat Apr 16, 2011, 04:26 AM
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I think we could all use a ittle humor tonight..soooo I have discovered Moxie's Secret!

Every night before Pip goes to bed....He has a couple shots of Jack Daniels,

Walks the Dogs....Has a couple more shots of JD,

Plays a couple STT's...shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)

Says a little Prayer... and goes to bed (that's code for passes out).....dreaming about the felt.

PIPS POKER PRAYER

NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
I PRAY MY GAME WILL FLEECE THE SHEEP,
IF I GET DONKED BEFORE I WAKE,
GIVE MY CHIPS TO UNCLE JAKE.


Hiicccccccc


Woodford Reserve,Wild Turkey 101,or Maker's Mark.............

NEVER Jack,ick.

The first three are bourbon,Jack is sour mash. Big difference.

And after going to the Caps game tonight I came home and polished off 1 bottle of Woody sp far and am stocked for the weekend.

PHUCK the USeless Government and the Department of inJUSTICE in their collective asses.
 

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