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something for us players - Sat Apr 16, 2011, 07:48 PM
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something to do ...http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/spankthemonkey
 
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Sat Apr 16, 2011, 10:49 PM
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that was great, 250 mph highest, but had to stop as my mouse was getting worn out, lol.
 
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Wed Apr 20, 2011, 07:17 AM
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Managed a 406, a 371 and a 307. Stopped when I knocked my coffee all over my desk.
 
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Wed Apr 20, 2011, 08:58 AM
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Do you guys know what spanking the monkey means?
 
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Wed Apr 20, 2011, 09:49 AM
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Top I believe its a colloquial phrase used as a euphemism for the act of pleasuring oneself.

The fact that I managed to spank the monkey at 406mph probably is a sad indictment of my life I know.
 
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Monkey - Wed Apr 20, 2011, 04:20 PM
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My skill level is really improving; thanks for giving me something to work on; LOL
 
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Thu Apr 28, 2011, 02:49 PM
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Got 442 after several attempts.
 
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Sun May 01, 2011, 02:59 PM
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51 (I was going for the lowest speed). Can pretty consistantly get it in the 50's. Can anyone get it < 50???
 
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Tue May 03, 2011, 01:24 PM
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Try this on for size, it actually has a better RNG than PS

http://www.funny-games.biz/governor-of-poker-2.html
 
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Tue May 03, 2011, 11:27 PM
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Managed a 406, a 371 and a 307. Stopped when I knocked my coffee all over my desk.

Allright hit 465 mph, but found it very humorous it plays Darkman's genre of music for accolades...................go disco!
 
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Tue May 03, 2011, 11:36 PM
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I think the highest top speed I got was 437. Did anyone get it below 50?
 
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Wed May 04, 2011, 12:45 AM
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plenty of 51s but not under 50. Psychometricians agree however that I may be able to use a certain PSO member as my spanking object to obtain a score under 30.

TC
 
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Wed May 04, 2011, 02:09 AM
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That's the lowest I could get too, 51
 
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Wed May 04, 2011, 05:28 AM
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53 seems to be my bottom line
 
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Spank it Slow - Thu May 05, 2011, 08:00 PM
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51 (I was going for the lowest speed). Can pretty consistantly get it in the 50's. Can anyone get it < 50???
finally got 55, 51, 51. may be programatically impossible to go lower
 
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Thu May 05, 2011, 08:13 PM
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I really don't know how you guys do it so fast...must have practiced.

As for the slow Dave..I can't get below 51..54. But slow just isn't for me.

Tried the poker thing Bog..got 2nd in my first tourney. Does this thing save your ID or do you have to start over every time? I just did the one tourney and stopped.
 
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Thu May 05, 2011, 08:21 PM
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416 then:

462 .......................

3mph short of the king
tried hitting my mouse hand with the other, turned my mouse speed up all the way (didn't find the acceleration setting I was looking for), finally just a slightly rising slap up side the monkey's head did it.

stilll subsonic.


update:

grabbed hand, backed up/moved to the right, kept going past the right window edge to the edge of my screen.
ready.....aim.......

492.......506!!


and finally, after trying to get the mouse oriented so it would travel straight left, left out a big puff of air and BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER

...762.........


may not qualify, but it seemed like the game couldn't keep up with my mouse, or was it my computer.
looked like I dropped the glove. when I clicked to the monkey's left, it registered 903 LOL

Last edited by FunnnyBone; Thu May 05, 2011 at 08:57 PM..
 
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Fri May 06, 2011, 03:15 AM
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I really don't know how you guys do it so fast...must have practiced.

As for the slow Dave..I can't get below 51..54. But slow just isn't for me.

Tried the poker thing Bog..got 2nd in my first tourney. Does this thing save your ID or do you have to start over every time? I just did the one tourney and stopped.
It recognises you on return Dan if you have cookies enabled.
 
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pissed - Mon Jun 06, 2011, 02:39 AM
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