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Hilarious , hilarious - Sat May 14, 2011, 10:19 AM
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Yeh pokerstars you really are hilarious! lmao just hilarious how ******* bad your software is! Funny thing is i knew it was coming. So that's now 6 two outers and 1 one outer i have lost too this week. That is only tournaments i have been knocked in early including cash games. [Pathetic is not the word! river after river haha and you call it poker. **** ***



may as well add this one below on here too, just happened in other tourney that im in. Im deep and this would guarentee me a seat in next round we get it all in on the turn but obviously the 3 outer river chops it. haha river river river. so bad!




JUST LOST WITH KINGS AGAINST ACE 5 SUITED ( SHE HITS FLUSH ON RIVER) , A Q AGAINST 9 10 , HE HITS 9 ON FLOP. U KNOW WHAT POKERSTARS F U C K U AND YOUR SOFTWARE IT IS UNINSTALLED AND YOU WILL FALL.. FULL TILT <3 OWNS U !

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Sat May 14, 2011, 11:32 AM
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** Moved **
 
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Sat May 14, 2011, 08:33 PM
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Now why would a guy fold the trips he hit on the flop. Get real this is poker and you got a bad beat. Nothing to do with PS software - just the run of the cards.
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BGBShooter View Post
The guy is right ....the multitude of the worst hand winning belies the true odds on this site ...Its rigged/ fixed and a f..king disgrace ...the computer can change the cards ...unlike a casino where the cards are in place. It will consistently flop cards to match the hands in play 3 times the true odds for this happening in a true random environment .....There is nothing random about the cards coming out on this rigged phony ,,not true odds . computer bottom dealing joke of a site.
Then why do you still play here? Its only slightly rigged against you?? you seem to do well every month...

 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 12:46 PM
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Do you have proof of this? HEM graphs or anything? or do we just have to believe you? also you having success is obvious? why is that? And this site is by far the fairest site I have played on, just the other day on another site I hit quads 2 times in my first 13 hands... also withing my first 25 hands hit a K high straight flush....

And we all know that donks bring in all the money at these sites, not the mass tabling grinders that pay as much rake in a day as we do in 2 years
 
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hi - Sun May 15, 2011, 02:24 PM
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I did not say he should fold trips , that's obvious/ I was talking about software.

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Now why would a guy fold the trips he hit on the flop. Get real this is poker and you got a bad beat. Nothing to do with PS software - just the run of the cards.
 
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hi - Sun May 15, 2011, 02:27 PM
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Hi thanks for the response. As for proof yes i have a lot of history not just from me but which has been submitted by other players too me and i dont just complain because i lost i say the same thing fi it happens when i win. All i want is a fair site for everyone.

Below is another hand from 2.5k GTD today. Check that out it's just 1 of many from this week but it happened today. If you still beleive this site is legitimate then fair play but i know different as many players do. The reason we still play here is because we love poker and hope for things to change but it just doesnt seem like it is.

PokerStars Game #62134834748: Tournament #392379377, $1.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2011/05/15 19:11:26 WET [2011/05/15 14:11:26 ET]
Table '392379377 65' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: TsGaarden (15061 in chips)
Seat 2: rgodier91 (6475 in chips)
Seat 3: ChiltonMafia (10373 in chips)
Seat 4: EgorPS1oo (6280 in chips)
Seat 5: pete&ange (14581 in chips)
Seat 6: Eltoroaco (5125 in chips)
TsGaarden: posts the ante 20
rgodier91: posts the ante 20
ChiltonMafia: posts the ante 20
EgorPS1oo: posts the ante 20
pete&ange: posts the ante 20
Eltoroaco: posts the ante 20
rgodier91: posts small blind 75
ChiltonMafia: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChiltonMafia [3s 5s]
EgorPS1oo: folds
pete&ange: folds
Eltoroaco: folds
TsGaarden: calls 150
rgodier91: folds
ChiltonMafia: checks
*** FLOP *** [2h Ah 4d]
ChiltonMafia: bets 300
TsGaarden: raises 450 to 750
ChiltonMafia: raises 9453 to 10203 and is all-in
TsGaarden: calls 9453
*** TURN *** [2h Ah 4d] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ah 4d Ad] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChiltonMafia: shows [3s 5s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
TsGaarden: shows [2s Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
pete&ange said, "hahahahaha"
TsGaarden collected 20901 from pot
ChiltonMafia finished the tournament in 1602nd place
TsGaarden said, "hahahaha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20901 | Rake 0
Board [2h Ah 4d Ad 2c]
Seat 1: TsGaarden (button) showed [2s Ac] and won (20901) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
Seat 2: rgodier91 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ChiltonMafia (big blind) showed [3s 5s] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five

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Do you have proof of this? HEM graphs or anything? or do we just have to believe you? also you having success is obvious? why is that? And this site is by far the fairest site I have played on, just the other day on another site I hit quads 2 times in my first 13 hands... also withing my first 25 hands hit a K high straight flush....

And we all know that donks bring in all the money at these sites, not the mass tabling grinders that pay as much rake in a day as we do in 2 years
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 03:11 PM
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YOU SAY YOU HAVE PROOF BUT DON'T SHOW IT WHY IS THAT
YOUR WORDS ARE JUST A RANT WITHOUT PROOF
YOU HAVE THE PROOF SHOW IT OR THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYONE TO LISTEN TO YOU

GOOD LUCK
 
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... - Sun May 15, 2011, 03:15 PM
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Hemet u constantly chat BULLSHIT 24/7 on every post u know nothing , have zero bankroll , just another dirty troll. now **** off
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 03:19 PM
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Hemet u constantly chat BULLSHIT 24/7 on every post u know nothing , have zero bankroll , just another dirty troll. now **** off

DO YOU HAVE PROOF OF ANY OF THIS OR JUST ANOTHER RANT ??


 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 03:23 PM
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DO YOU HAVE PROOF OF ANY OF THIS OR JUST ANOTHER RANT ??


Now that is funny.

And true.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 03:37 PM
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Sun May 15, 2011, 05:58 PM
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Rave on Chilton
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 06:07 PM
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Sun May 15, 2011, 06:08 PM
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pure awesomeness again Dave
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 06:14 PM
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Quite simply, post of the year!
 
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Sun May 15, 2011, 06:18 PM
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I HAVE TO START LOCKING MY DOOR

 
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Mon May 16, 2011, 11:12 AM
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Think I'm gonna wrap my monitors. They look cool in the pic bog...and that should be enough, right?

 
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Mon May 16, 2011, 11:34 AM
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Don't forget to airvent the monitor or it'll overheat,like mine did.That tinfoil gets warm fast
 

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