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Every1s a donk but me! - Wed Jun 22, 2011, 08:41 AM
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Any1 ever get tired of the same old trend of people complaining how everybody else is a donk, yet refusing to admit their own faults?

We're in a freeroll league and yet 95% of the players consider themselves at least above-average players, some even pro status! I think we are all in denial, so I'm doing a mid-year resolution on a few things I have to personally work on. *Drum Roll*

#1 Too conservative with BR management. Most people are on the opposite end of this one, playing out of their Bankroll limitations. I have a solid BR and stubbornly stay at levels I know I can beat.

#2 Must not let my PSO play Style merge with my normal. I nitt it up massively in PSO tournies (tyvm crappy point system) and sometimes carry it over to my other games *tsk Tsk*

#3 I do too much crap while I play online, instead of concentrating on my tables <--- Brutal !!

So this is me saying out loud ,,,,,

"Hi My name is Da Sens Fan, and I am a Donkaholic ! Ty for listening *whew* That feels better

 
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?? - Wed Jun 22, 2011, 09:10 AM
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This reminds me ALOT of that Tom Cruise, Cuba Godding jr. move-- was it called "Show me the money" or that was the catch phrase anyway, whereby poor old Toms' character, after an extremely enlightening epiphany pulled an all nighter, authoiring a 'Mission Statement' which he then delivered to his entire office-- and then was promptly shytcanned and shunned- hope you not suffer the same fate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have been alot of thunderstorms about lately- get a lil to close to a lightening bolt sens--??

In all honesty--- this post has been approved by the campaign to re elect Desensfan- as the #1 poster in this forum----------
 
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Wed Jun 22, 2011, 09:21 AM
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Lol Monk...not a bad analogy in a short time! Movie was Jerry McGuire.

We're all behind you Shaun! ...see Monk's analogy...
 
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Wed Jun 22, 2011, 10:30 AM
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donk,
 
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Wed Jun 22, 2011, 03:18 PM
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well atleast your honest:tongue...Nah but we all know the Real donk here, his Name was posted on a Thread BTW
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2011, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Da Sens Fan View Post
Any1 ever get tired of the same old trend of people complaining how everybody else is a donk, yet refusing to admit their own faults?

We're in a freeroll league and yet 95% of the players consider themselves at least above-average players, some even pro status! I think we are all in denial, so I'm doing a mid-year resolution on a few things I have to personally work on. *Drum Roll*

#1 Too conservative with BR management. Most people are on the opposite end of this one, playing out of their Bankroll limitations. I have a solid BR and stubbornly stay at levels I know I can beat.

#2 Must not let my PSO play Style merge with my normal. I nitt it up massively in PSO tournies (tyvm crappy point system) and sometimes carry it over to my other games *tsk Tsk*

#3 I do too much crap while I play online, instead of concentrating on my tables <--- Brutal !!

So this is me saying out loud ,,,,,

"Hi My name is Da Sens Fan, and I am a Donkaholic ! Ty for listening *whew* That feels better


+2 Sens.

One thing that Dave said in a post or Training session once is that even the very worst of players can play a hand perfectly every now and then,yet whenever someone loses a hand they felt they shouldn't have it's always "You donk this" and "You donk that". I agree,it's tiresome and is the ONE thing I don't miss in our forced exodus from the site.

My resolution should we ever get back on here is a modest one....

First month I'm OSM'ing every Maple-syrup sucking Canuckster I come across on the tables just for ghits and shiggles.

BTW if monk sends you a PM saying that you "complete" him I would put in for a used-ID change immediately if I were you.
 
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?? - Thu Jun 23, 2011, 07:41 AM
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Moxie---- with ure +2 and solidarity showed in the above- guess that makes you Renee Zellwegger - not me - and as far as OSMing us Canucks-- what would be the difference from how it was b4
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2011, 12:46 PM
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All it take is for you to play suited connectors and flop a straight or flush and they'll call you a donk.
 
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Thu Jun 23, 2011, 03:24 PM
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All it take is for you to play suited connectors and flop a straight or flush and they'll call you a donk.

I won't say who,but I had a player who has put up decent results in the League (not so much away from it...) call me a donk once when I called his jam from MP1 for 2/3's of my stack with QQ. He turned over A6o,no Ace came and I'm a donk. Because I faded his 3 outer.

At first I thought said player was just kidding and wished him well,but he stayed on the rail for a good 5 minutes saying I was an idiot donk for not respecting his raise,blah,blah,blah...

I ended up changing him from solid player to donk in my notes afterwards...
 
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?? - Thu Jun 23, 2011, 03:53 PM
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if 30 peeps ask- will you tell us who????
 
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Fri Jun 24, 2011, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by monkeyskunk4 View Post
This reminds me ALOT of that Tom Cruise, Cuba Godding jr. move-- was it called "Show me the money" or that was the catch phrase anyway, whereby poor old Toms' character, after an extremely enlightening epiphany pulled an all nighter, authoiring a 'Mission Statement' which he then delivered to his entire office-- and then was promptly shytcanned and shunned- hope you not suffer the same fate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol monk , I guess I did have one of those special epiphany nights Makes ya a little nervous when you start having Tom Cruise moments. Hopefully pokerstars does show me the money when I fix some of my problems!

 
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Fri Jun 24, 2011, 09:45 AM
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Hey S..meant to ask, what's the new pic of? Anything special, or just cool lightning?
 
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Fri Jun 24, 2011, 09:55 AM
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Hey S..meant to ask, what's the new pic of? Anything special, or just cool lightning?
Just lightning, tried using the following but apparently it is too "offensive"

 

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