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3 week month - Sun Jun 26, 2011, 11:12 PM
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Since: Oct 2010
Posts: 259
Every time I get to 1800 points, normally the third week of the month, it all goes horribly wrong.It doesn't matter what I do I get crushed with AA,Bigger full house and yes my QQ got stuffed by Q 4 off. So I give in, lets make it a 3 week month and I might actually win some cash.
 
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Sun Jun 26, 2011, 11:58 PM
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Since: Apr 2011
Posts: 280
I feel for ya man, go back to strictly ABC poker when this happens, you know Iam having a horrible last 2 weeks and Ive just went back to the basics hope this helps bro
 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011, 03:17 AM
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Since: Oct 2010
Posts: 259
As the Bard Nick Lowe once sang "I love the sound of breaking glass" Well that noise is the sound of my Bottle crashing at 1800 AGAIN !!! There seems to be a host of dealers with size 12 Doc Martin boots queuing up to boot my sorry ass.

Next month I am away on a sunny beach for the middle two weeks. So I say if you cant beat them then join them, I will take a leaf out of the Eastern Europeans book , Russians,Serbians and Callanyastan ( Is that really a country ) Who knew ? and play any two red or black cards as it works against me. So in conclusion the coaching manual is going in the fire and my sincere apologies to anyone at my table who gets Dohked by me for the first 8 days and the last 7 days in July.
 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011, 03:35 AM
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Since: Aug 2010
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Yes gate embrace your inner OSM!!!!

(OSM= Operation Shove Monkey)

Just remember the key component to proper OSM'ing and type in "Ship It" every time your donk shoves are called.
 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011, 03:39 AM
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Moxie, Your wit and charm never fail to amuse me. Best of luck to you
 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011, 03:48 AM
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Hey Gate, at least you getting to 1800, I'm thinking of getting a few shock treatments and come back with no knowledge, and reschool my game. Maybe then I can understand how Darkman thinks I should be folding AJ to a shovemonkey(with a shovedonk note since mid may) with 34.

 
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Mon Jun 27, 2011, 08:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stakehorse75 View Post
Hey Gate, at least you getting to 1800, I'm thinking of getting a few shock treatments and come back with no knowledge, and reschool my game. Maybe then I can understand how Darkman thinks I should be folding AJ to a shovemonkey(with a shovedonk note since mid may) with 34.

Ty Stakehorse, I got Married in January, You dont get bigger shock treatment than that.
 

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