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Donkey wins again!!!! - Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:41 PM
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was there a better way i could have played this?



PokerStars Home Game #64406547958: {joker'swild is the best club} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/10 23:35:31 ET
Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hemetdennis (100,000,000 in chips)
Seat 5: joker41673 (100,000,000 in chips)
hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000
joker41673: posts big blind 100,000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joker41673 [Kc 5h]
hemetdennis: calls 50,000
joker41673 said, "lol"
joker41673: raises 100,000 to 200,000
hemetdennis: calls 100,000
*** FLOP *** [5d 3d Ts]
joker41673: bets 100,000
hemetdennis: raises 950,000 to 1,050,000
joker41673: calls 950,000
*** TURN *** [5d 3d Ts] [4h]
joker41673 said, "i have the nuts"
joker41673: checks
hemetdennis: checks
*** RIVER *** [5d 3d Ts 4h] [6d]
joker41673 said, "you can't win"
joker41673: bets 1,000,000
hemetdennis said, "THEN WHY CK."
hemetdennis: raises 15,000,000 to 16,000,000
joker41673 said, "to suck you into a raise"
joker41673: calls 15,000,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hemetdennis: shows [9d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
joker41673: mucks hand
hemetdennis collected 38,500,000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 570 | Rake 0
Board [5d 3d Ts 4h 6d]
Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (570) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) mucked [Kc 5h]



Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 12:56 AM.. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
 
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Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:44 PM
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I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:47 PM
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I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ONE DONKEY BEAT ANOTHER DONKEY


 
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Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:51 PM
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I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Originally Posted by hemetdennis View Post
ONE DONKEY BEAT ANOTHER DONKEY



I'm serious here!!!

Do you two even play anymore?

I'm looking for some insight of how I might have played this wrong. Why is it when someone wants to improve 2 or 3 trolls have to come in here and make a mockery of it?

What's next Roomy is going to come in here?

 
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Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:53 PM
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I'm serious here!!!

Do you two even play anymore?

I'm looking for some insight of how I might have played this wrong. Why is it when someone wants to improve 2 or 3 trolls have to come in here and make a mockery of it?

What's next Roomy is going to come in here?

LET ME SEE IF HE ANSWERS HIS PHONE

 
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And Again!!!!! - Sun Jul 10, 2011, 11:59 PM
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Why does this keep happening to me?


PokerStars Home Game #64406893750: "PSO Donkey Skilless League" Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/10 23:56:25 ET
Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hemetdennis (119,250,000 in chips)
Seat 5: joker41673 (80,750,000 in chips)
hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000
joker41673: posts big blind 100,000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joker41673 [9s Qh]
hemetdennis: raises 300,000 to 400,000
joker41673: calls 300,000
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kd Td]
joker41673: bets 50,000
hemetdennis: raises 100,000 to 150,000
joker41673 said, "i have the nuts"
joker41673: raises 100,000 to 250,000
hemetdennis: raises 100,000 to 350,000
joker41673: raises 100,000 to 450,000
hemetdennis: calls 100,000
*** TURN *** [Jd Kd Td] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kd Td 8h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joker41673: shows [9s Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)
hemetdennis: shows [Kc Qd] (a flush, King high)
hemetdennis collected 1,700,000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 960 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Kd Td 8h 4d]
Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Qd] and won (960) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) showed [9s Qh] and lost with a straight, Nine to King


Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 01:05 AM.. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 12:04 AM
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SEE TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

THE DOJ TOOK THAT AWAY

 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 12:10 AM
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was there a better way i could have played this?

...

Next time, just ship it.
 
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Finally Got Him!!! - Mon Jul 11, 2011, 12:17 AM
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Took me long enough

PokerStars Home Game #64407088198: {Hemet is a Hole in the Ground} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/11 0:09:31 ET
Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: hemetdennis (120,100,000 in chips)
Seat 5: joker41673 (79,900,000 in chips)
joker41673: posts small blind 50,000
hemetdennis: posts big blind 100,000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joker41673 [6h Kc]
joker41673 said, "i have the nuts"
joker41673: calls 50,000
hemetdennis: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6d 3s]
hemetdennis: bets 300,000
joker41673 said, "donkey"
joker41673: calls 300,000
*** TURN *** [Jh 6d 3s] [Ah]
hemetdennis: bets 400,000
joker41673 said, "are you suckin the river on me again?"
joker41673: calls 400,000
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6d 3s Ah] [4h]
hemetdennis: bets 550,000
joker41673 said, "i alone am best"
joker41673: calls 550,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hemetdennis: shows [3h 2s] (a pair of Threes)
joker41673: shows [6h Kc] (a pair of Sixes)
joker41673 collected 2,700,000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 270 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6d 3s Ah 4h]
Seat 1: hemetdennis (big blind) showed [3h 2s] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: joker41673 (button) (small blind) showed [6h Kc] and won (270) with a pair of Sixes


AND THEN AGAIN THE NEXT HAND!!!!!



PokerStars Home Game #64407104385: {There's Donkeys Everywhere} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/11 0:10:32 ET
Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hemetdennis (118,850,000 in chips)
Seat 5: joker41673 (81,250,000 in chips)
hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000
joker41673: posts big blind 100,000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joker41673 [6h 8h]
hemetdennis: calls 50,000
joker41673: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5d Th]
joker41673: bets 1,000,000
hemetdennis: calls 1,000,000
*** TURN *** [Qh 5d Th] [7h]
joker41673 said, "i have the nuts donkey"
joker41673 has timed out
joker41673: checks
hemetdennis: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5d Th 7h] [As]
joker41673: bets 60,000,000
hemetdennis: calls 60,000,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joker41673: shows [6h 8h] (a flush, Queen high)
hemetdennis: shows [4d 8c] (high card Ace)
joker41673 collected 122,200,000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 160 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 5d Th 7h As]
Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [4d 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) showed [6h 8h] and won (160) with a flush, Queen high



Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 01:13 AM.. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 12:21 AM
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HAD TO PUT SOME BACK IN THE ATM

 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 12:57 AM
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i dunno bout all everyone else but i think joker should stop sayin he has the nuts every hand
 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 07:28 AM
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but I have the nuts!!!

 
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Mon Jul 11, 2011, 05:47 PM
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but I have the nuts!!!

Well you did have two nuts at your table.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Thu Jul 14, 2011, 12:46 PM
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You actually couldn't have played the hand worse in each of the streets, so I'm gonna think this post is a joke
 

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