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verything is rigged lol!!!!!! - Wed Aug 17, 2011, 04:18 AM
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i registered on a second site to see if playing there is the same as PS and to change scenery a little

what did i see as a welcome, glad i didn't play this hand!

this dude getting mixed up in a 3way shove fest WITH QQ and face AKs and KK and looses 95 % of his stack seeing the next hand opening KK on his side.

so he shoves again preflop seeing his shove beeing called by the dude holding AK in the previous hand. this dude holds 7c5c.

Flop comes 775

I TELL U NOT ONLY PS BUT ALL POKER IS RIGGED LOL!!!!!!
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 05:16 AM
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It's a conspiracy
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 05:21 AM
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hell yeah it is!! the marsians have better software so we cant discover what the hell is wrong
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 06:13 AM
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hell yeah it is!! the marsians have better software so we cant discover what the hell is wrong
Used to be easyer to spot the conspiracy before BF, when CIA and NSA was rigging the games, but now with the marsians.... *shrug*


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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 06:18 AM
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there are people shouting for years the would come and take over
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 09:21 AM
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Did you know it was Lee Harvey Oswald that invented the rouge software that enables the Martians to cheat at will,but luckily Jack Ruby got wind of it and shot him because of this.
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 10:02 AM
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Oswald? Ruby? Who are those people?
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 10:04 AM
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Oswald? Ruby? Who are those people?
i believe they are both dead people now lol!!!
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 10:06 AM
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i believe they are both dead people now lol!!!

Or so THEY would have you believe ????????. LOL,LOL
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 10:06 AM
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i believe they are both dead people now lol!!!
I see, dead people.
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 10:32 AM
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here in holland we are not allowed to have guns but now i think i put one under my pillow tonight
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 01:07 PM
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If Ruby and Oswald have rigged the cards ! Who's dealing ? Elvis lol
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 01:20 PM
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If Ruby and Oswald have rigged the cards ! Who's dealing ? Elvis lol

Don't be silly Spike, everyone knows that Elvis plays Craps.

The Dealer is JFK

 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 04:23 PM
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If Ruby and Oswald have rigged the cards ! Who's dealing ? Elvis lol

And the perpetual "sit-out" players are Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart...
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 04:25 PM
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Don't be silly Spike, everyone knows that Elvis plays Craps.

The Dealer is JFK


Well sure as Hell he rolled snake-eyes on his last game of "craps".
 
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Wed Aug 17, 2011, 05:47 PM
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well sure as hell he rolled snake-eyes on his last game of "craps".
lmao :d:d:d:d:d
 
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Fri Aug 19, 2011, 12:12 PM
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i can't believe there are so few people taking this topic serious because i keep reading post about the software.

no one takes the blame it's always the software.

People it must be true lol!! we are gonna be INVADED!!!!!!
 
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Fri Aug 19, 2011, 12:19 PM
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i can't believe there are so few people taking this topic serious because i keep reading post about the software.

no one takes the blame it's always the software.

People it must be true lol!! we are gonna be INVADED!!!!!!

U know how i know what i know!!

It's because of a friend WHo has a friend who says he know a good source within the dutch intelligence service who has a brother who's best friend is immigrated to the U.S.A and works for a dude who has A rellatttive who works in the C.I.A, wich sister made it in the F.B.I who talked to a Training buddy with connections in the MOSSAD that heard from a DAD who was involved on the attack in Pakistan on Osama. That after the shot him they took of his mask and found a green bubbely face with long tentacles and eyes on sticks and a note in his pocket in the native marsian language that tells all this is true and can lead back trough the divers pokersites making use of poker software!!

So it must be the software!!! Mark my words
 
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Fri Aug 19, 2011, 01:22 PM
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At one of the WSOP circuit championships, one of the players had a side bet that thy could win a hand with 72. The handed ended up being 3 or 4 or 5 bet preflop, but the flop came 772 or 722 and they win the hand..
 
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Sat Aug 20, 2011, 08:01 PM
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U know how i know what i know!!

It's because of a friend WHo has a friend who says he know a good source within the dutch intelligence service who has a brother who's best friend is immigrated to the U.S.A and works for a dude who has A rellatttive who works in the C.I.A, wich sister made it in the F.B.I who talked to a Training buddy with connections in the MOSSAD that heard from a DAD who was involved on the attack in Pakistan on Osama. That after the shot him they took of his mask and found a green bubbely face with long tentacles and eyes on sticks and a note in his pocket in the native marsian language that tells all this is true and can lead back trough the divers pokersites making use of poker software!!

So it must be the software!!! Mark my words

I blame the Taliban & MI6 :P
 

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