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WPF Day IV - Sun Nov 10, 2002, 06:35 AM
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Again, not much poker content today... so if that's
all you're interested in go ahead and skip it

Saturday, Nov. 2

After corresponding for nearly a year, I finally
meet the one-and-only gatorhb. As some of
you old-timers know, we have had a lively
exchange at times. I have admired her wit,
charm and kindness for a long time, and now
I will finally see how the real person compares
to the image that has been created...
Well, some of you already know this; she is
every bit as witty, smart, gentle, and nice as
she seems at the tables and in the forum.
I'm sure I would have fallen in love with her
except for one thing... that happened long
ago. I battled James head to head at the poker
table for her favors. I took on Badgambler in
a war of words and emerged victorious.
And then there was a rocky period after I
offered her a First Class ticket to Hawaii and
she found out Greyhound doesn't really go this
far!

So maybe it was to be expected that she
was suspicious when I offered once again to
sweep her off to the isalnds, this time via a
beautiful cruise. Unfortunately, she apparently
knows what "steerage" means. And she
thought "Tocixwaste Maru #7" didn't really
sound like the name of a luxury liner.

So I am back in Hawaii and she is still in NY.
But I am returning in a week hoping I will
come up with a compelling reason for her to
run off with me...

OK, want to know what really happened?
Well, I want to keep dreaming, so I'm going
to make this multiple-choice and let you
figure it out. Some of the following choices
are true, some are false. You may pick
more than one answer. Prizes will be
awarded for any perfect scores.

A) We talked for awhile, had a good laugh
about our "romance" a few months ago, and
went our separate ways.

B) We shared a glass of wine in the lounge,
and then all she could think about was getting
back to the poker table.

C) We discovered a rare comfort with each
other and vowed to maintain a close friendship.

D) We went to my room and had wild monkey
sex for the rest of the night and the next morning.

E) She declined my advances, saying I had missed
my chance and she was interested in someone
else now. (But wouldn't tell me who.)

F) We played in a satellite together, where she
placed 2nd and I came in 3rd.

G) Her brother came with her, to protect her
in case I got out of line.

I stayed in CT through Sunday with nothing else
happening. I played one more supersat, finishing 12th.
I will return Wednesday for the 10k event that starts
Thursday afternoon. I would love to meet any PSO'ers
who might be there... ...aloha
 
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Sun Nov 10, 2002, 07:25 AM
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Quote:
I would love to meet any PSO'ers
who might be there... ...aloha
Oh I am sure they will be going to Foxwoods in droves now wanting to meet you after learning that:

1. They will need to bring a body guard
2. You will ply them alcohol and promises of some bogus cruise
3. Make some excuse to get them to your room where they will be subjected to some exotic Island mating ritual...

Oh, by the way, I think you still have something of mine.... :roll: :roll:
 
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Sun Nov 10, 2002, 10:03 AM
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This is to much :P

Tony D
 
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Sun Nov 10, 2002, 01:50 PM
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All but "D" are true.


Randy
 
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Sun Nov 10, 2002, 01:54 PM
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all but D are false!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink:

jmuzzey lsogc
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 05:39 PM
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Well for crying outloud...I muddled my way through 4 pages of trip reports to get to the Gatorhb part... only to find out that you supposedly "have something" that belongs to her. HMMMMMM.

Here is my bet on what that "something" is:

1) that infamous ace that is generally found up the sleeve..

2) the article of clothing that the sleeve is connected to ( hey, if he can say "wild monkey sex", I can say sleeve...

3) The John Prine Anthology CD #1...with the song "Come Back to us, Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard" scratched off.

4) Lock of that hair..

Take your pick. I am jealous as hell if the truth be known. Just who I am jealous of is for you to figure out!!!

NewJane
 
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Tue Nov 12, 2002, 11:49 AM
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A) We talked for awhile, had a good laugh
about our "romance" a few months ago, and
went our separate ways. FALSE

B) We shared a glass of wine in the lounge,
and then all she could think about was getting
back to the poker table. TRUE

C) We discovered a rare comfort with each
other and vowed to maintain a close friendship. TRUE

D) We went to my room and had wild monkey
sex for the rest of the night and the next morning. TRUE

E) She declined my advances, saying I had missed
my chance and she was interested in someone
else now. (But wouldn't tell me who.) Bwahahahahah, FALSE

F) We played in a satellite together, where she
placed 2nd and I came in 3rd. TRUE

G) Her brother came with her, to protect her
in case I got out of line. FALSE
 

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