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Worse than A.D.D. - Mon Nov 11, 2002, 03:31 PM
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to wash my car. As I start
toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide
to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the
table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the den, so I go to my desk where
I find the bottle of soda that I had been drinking. I'm going to look
for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't
accidentally knock it over. I see that the soda is getting warm, and I
decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the soda down on
the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching
for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be
looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the
kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first
I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there
is a warm bottle of soda sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't
watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with
the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Bob
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 04:50 PM
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I started to reply to this post, but I forgot what it was about.

Bill
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 04:56 PM
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That is a great story

Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction


CLAY
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 05:42 PM
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zip,

Have you been spying on me :?: :lol:
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 05:44 PM
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ROFLMAO

:mrgreen:

That is just one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Now, what were we talking about?

NewJane
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 06:06 PM
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:lol:Zipman; You're the one whos been lurking in my closet watching me all day.

Perfect post of what a typical day is like for me. I've actually forgotten where I parked my van "AT HOME". Did I leave it out front, in the backyard the garage, oh well there is always tomorrow.

Great post zipam.

ponygee :roll:
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 07:33 PM
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Zipman:
Working with ADHD teens for the past 11 years, you have told a story, that is SOooo true . and If anyone reads this or has children that are like this, that is definately what a day is like for them, along with the fact, that they also hear E V E R Y little sound or voice that can be heard plus the voice they are suppose to be concentrating on.
GREAT POST.


babe60 :wink:
 
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Mon Nov 11, 2002, 08:43 PM
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Look, Zipman, I'm not buying this story, you made that up...or else you were wandering around taking notes while you did all that stuff :twisted:
 
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lost keys - Tue Nov 12, 2002, 12:49 AM
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Zip, while you are at it, can you help find my truck keys? I put them where I'd remember but..........

Loved the story,

24karet
 
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Tue Nov 12, 2002, 12:52 PM
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!!! ROFLMAO !!!

I'm seriously worried about you Bob, but for the life of me I can't think why!

However, I just know that if/when Katherine and Mrs Zipman meet, there's no way that they're not gonna be agreeing on a lot of things with each other!!


Shoeless Joe
 

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