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I want to be a MDF!! - Wed Dec 28, 2011, 11:13 AM
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Any suggestions on how I can further give an impression of myself being a Maniac Donkey Fish without actually being one?

This is something that I have been working on personally which is more accurately described as given false reads to my opponents.

When we as a player can give these false reads to other players I have found that we can control their actions and responses to our plays and more easily maximize our profits.

Any suggestions or comments are welcomed.
 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 11:24 AM
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Wear this combo perhaps? (inc. the dodgy shirt!)



 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 11:29 AM
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I do already!!

but i don't think the other players online can see it!!

 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 11:47 AM
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I do already!!

but i don't think the other players online can see it!!

just shove shite it works for evry 1 else
 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 12:40 PM
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I would try 5 x random hands pre then try to check to showdown till you get caught a few times. then once thats fixed in there heads tighten up.
 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 01:41 PM
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Show down ONE " had no shot of winning "type hand and they'll never forget it. But do it as cheaply as possible.. Works in cash games better as nobody gets moved.and the smell of fish lingers a lil longer....and throw in a... oh well, cant win if you dont play comment to boot thats a mike caro ploy.. he says it used to work wonders for him..GL

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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 03:55 PM
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Any suggestions on how I can further give an impression of myself being a Maniac Donkey Fish without actually being one?

This is something that I have been working on personally which is more accurately described as given false reads to my opponents.

When we as a player can give these false reads to other players I have found that we can control their actions and responses to our plays and more easily maximize our profits.

Any suggestions or comments are welcomed.

Change your User ID to effsea.

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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 03:56 PM
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lol....hiccup...very funny...lol

but so true
 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 07:21 PM
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MDF???
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 07:35 PM
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Show 1 bluff early and type jajajaj I R MASTER BLUFFER!!!

That will stick in their heads awhile :P
 
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Wed Dec 28, 2011, 09:27 PM
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Just write in the chat box I'm freinds with chuckkky.
 
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Fri Dec 30, 2011, 02:31 PM
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Show 1 bluff early and type jajajaj I R MASTER BLUFFER!!!

That will stick in their heads awhile :P

I really liked this one!!!!


So I tried it out

I was bluffing a lot and here's the first 3 of 4 in a row the 3rd being where I shoved on him on the re-raise


Dealer: **** dealing down cards ****Dealt to Joker41673 [ 4], A] ]
Dealer: **** dealing flop **** [ A[,T[,2[ ]
Dealer: Joker41673 wins 1,500 from main pot.

Dealer: **** dealing down cards ****Dealt to Joker41673 [ 2], Q] ]
Dealer: Joker41673 wins 375 from main pot.

Dealer: **** dealing down cards ****Dealt to Joker41673 [ 7_, 4[ ]
Dealer: **** dealing flop **** [ 7+,9],5+ ]
Dealer: Joker41673 wins 2,625 from main pot.


The 4th is where the conversation started


Dealer: **** dealing down cards ****Dealt to Joker41673 [ 7_, K_ ]
DiamondBaron: joke
DiamondBaron: {eR}

Dealer: **** dealing flop **** [ 4+,A+,K[ ]
Dealer: Joker41673 wins 450 from main pot.


Three hands pass by while we talk

Joker41673: you were already pot comitted so why didn't you go

DiamondBaron: told myself not to,if u reraised
DiamondBaron: slick here
DiamondBaron: u?



Then I BB to put him all in on the hand right after i say this

Joker41673: ja ja ja ja ja I R MASSER BLUPHER

Dealer: **** dealing down cards ****Dealt to Joker41673 [ Q[, J] ]
Dealer: **** dealing flop **** [ 6_,J[,K_ ]
Dealer: **** dealing turn **** [ 3] ]
Dealer: **** dealing river **** [ 9_ ]
Dealer: Joker41673 shows a pair of jacks [ Q[, J] ].
Dealer: DiamondBaron shows high card ace [ 2[, A[ ].
Dealer: Joker41673 wins 1,104 from main pot with a pair of jacks [ K_, Q[, J], J[, 9_ ].
Dealer: DiamondBaron finished in place 6

Joker41673: jajajajajajaja


 
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Wed Jan 11, 2012, 07:55 PM
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An Update:

I've sat at the table with ole DB here several times since this and he folds to all of my raises unless he has a monster I would assume and he hasn't spoken to me, not one word!

JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

 

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