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Sun Jan 08, 2012, 02:36 PM
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Okay, true story time:

Place - the EDR (Employee Dining Room)

Had a dealer talking about the players at his last table. Had a raw newbie that didn't even know the ranking of the cards playing $3/$6 holdem with a kill button. She wound up holding the kill button for five hands. (That's six straight winning hands!) She asked the dealer at showdown what she had and if it was a winner, which means she was playing ATC and going to the river never understanding what she had.
 
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Wishes really can come true! :) - Mon Jan 09, 2012, 09:36 AM
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Thu Jan 12, 2012, 08:27 PM
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Being called a donk for sucking out on the river with AA allin pre against 45s which flopped had two pair.
 
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Thu Jan 12, 2012, 08:30 PM
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I was called a "fish" by very well known members who use to frequent this site when my AJo hit the J on the turn against AQo.

 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by joker41673 View Post
I was called a "fish" by very well known members who use to frequent this site when my AJo hit the J on the turn against AQo.

You are a fish..... That ain't funny...
 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mtnestegg View Post
You are a fish..... That ain't funny...
Then my evil plan is working!!!! MwaHaHa!!!

 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:15 AM
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You MDF you
 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnestegg View Post
You MDF you
I R MASSER BLUPHER JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:47 AM
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I find it funny when someone donks a hand with total rags and then proceeds to gloat about it only to get out-donked and bust out three or four hands later...
 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:51 AM
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Some ppl think i'm a halfway descent poker player.. NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!
 
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Fri Jan 13, 2012, 11:40 AM
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for me its the nutty eastern euro fellow who asked y i bet 255 ,then procedin 2 tellme thats me tellin him i got pocket fives ,still giggle at that 1
 

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