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Top 10 Jobs to have if you Like Playing On Line Poker! - Tue Jan 24, 2012, 10:28 AM
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Top 10 Jobs to have if you like playing On Line Poker

#10 Towel boy at a nude Beach in Northern Finland (in Jan.).

#9 Mission Controller at the European Space Agency (awesome set up to multi table).

#8 Personal barber to Sean Connery, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, and Samuel L. Jackson (all bald).

#7 U.S. Congressman/Senator (un-limited check book, and the normal rules obviously don't apply to YOU!).

#6 McDonald's fry cook on an Ashram in India (think about it...).

#5 Professional Conspiracy Theorist (if you lose, it is never your own fault).

#4 Psychologist (poker players have so many "issues", you'd never lack for patients).

#3 Mad Scientist (no one would ever suck out on you, or you'd build a monster and have them eaten).

#2 Pizza Delivery guy (how do you get a poker player to get off your porch? Pay him for the pizza).

And the #1 Job to have if you like playing on line poker.....

#1 FISHERMAN! (or woman)


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Wed Jan 25, 2012, 04:07 PM
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Oh yeah and don't forget Moderator, Videographer, and Trainer! lol
 
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Wed Jan 25, 2012, 05:06 PM
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Oh yeah and don't forget Moderator, Videographer, and Trainer! lol

really hate being the love monkey....

that reminds me.....

tex, u owe me money....hiccup

cheers
 
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Thu Jan 26, 2012, 01:01 AM
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Dang,,you'll have to refresh my memory. Maybe I do.lol
 
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Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:23 PM
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#3

unleash the kracken or that hairy monster from the bugs bunny cartoons (nothing more than fur and eyeballs.)
 
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Fri Jan 27, 2012, 11:24 PM
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Dang,,you'll have to refresh my memory. Maybe I do.lol
Oh no she di'nt!!!

Man eff, we know her memory isn't that bad.

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Last edited by !!!111Dan; Sat Jan 28, 2012 at 12:12 AM..
 

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