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Children now allowed on Poker Stars??? - Sat Apr 28, 2012, 01:41 AM
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This kid, who I looked up in the leaderboard for the heck of it, as I find most of the hecklers have played some of the open freerolls, low and behold he's 13,000 + in skill league this month.

I knew something wasn't right about his vocabulary, and it was about the same as a 12 year old bratty boy's vocabulary. This kid didn't even know where you get Hemmoroids ->>

PokerStars Hand #79559699579: Tournament #552992415, $0.23+$0.02 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2012/04/28 0:42:50 ET
Table '552992415 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: barelyvis (5046 in chips)
Seat 2: marceloche90 (11328 in chips)
Seat 3: JuanLevano (8632 in chips)
Seat 4: adriana54321 (14715 in chips)
Seat 5: Jankings85 (6469 in chips)
Seat 7: El Baurero (6153 in chips)
Seat 8: Stakehorse75 (415 in chips)
Seat 9: DenisXXXXbar (14742 in chips)
barelyvis: posts the ante 25
marceloche90: posts the ante 25
JuanLevano: posts the ante 25
adriana54321: posts the ante 25
Jankings85: posts the ante 25
El Baurero: posts the ante 25
Stakehorse75: posts the ante 25
DenisXXXXbar: posts the ante 25
El Baurero: posts small blind 150
Stakehorse75: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Stakehorse75 [Ad 5d]
Stakehorse75 said, "I don't need 11,000 chips to be able to cash"
DenisXXXXbar: calls 300
barelyvis: folds
Stakehorse75 said, "I have game"
marceloche90: folds
JuanLevano: folds
adriana54321: folds
Jankings85: folds
El Baurero: folds
barelyvis said, "ive got hemmoroids on sack older than u"
Stakehorse75: checks
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs Js]
Stakehorse75: checks
DenisXXXXbar: checks
*** TURN *** [3h Qs Js] [Tc]
Stakehorse75: checks
DenisXXXXbar: checks
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs Js Tc] [7h]
Stakehorse75: checks
DenisXXXXbar said, "call)"
DenisXXXXbar said, "need"
DenisXXXXbar: folds
Stakehorse75 collected 950 from pot
Stakehorse75: shows [Ad 5d] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 950 | Rake 0
Board [3h Qs Js Tc 7h]
Seat 1: barelyvis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: marceloche90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JuanLevano folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: adriana54321 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Jankings85 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: El Baurero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Stakehorse75 (big blind) collected (950)
Seat 9: DenisXXXXbar folded on the River

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yes - Sat Apr 28, 2012, 05:09 AM
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 12:37 PM
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aaaaaand then we have the influx of donks and even luck sacks, that really take a LARGE part of the math out of the game
The donks don't take the math out of the game... they ARE the math.


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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 12:55 PM
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The donks don't take the math out of the game... they ARE the math.
Very true, however when they play ATC and hit, we become the statistic.
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 01:18 PM
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Many times have I been at a table with someone I was sure had to be well under 18. Because if they weren't, well, that's just sad sad sad. Leaves me wondering how they manage to function.
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 01:34 PM
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I was once at a table with someone, I gave him my standard "you not supposed to play here if you not 18" chat line, he admitted it :)

So I told him not to worry, I wouldn't report him - but he should watch it, you know - he was a nice kid actually, we had some fun chat, it was a freeroll and all.

Yes, maybe I should have, but no, I don't really do that, he wasn't really cheating, he'll get himself in enough trouble anyway :)
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 01:35 PM
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The donks don't take the math out of the game... they ARE the math.
nice lango
if i can add .."Don't get mad get even!!!!!"
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 04:38 PM
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Well, just got an email from pokerstars, Their response-> " I have
closed this player's account pending reception of proof of age."

see guys, somtimes the system does work.
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 04:49 PM
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Truth is, skill will outplay luck in the long run... but its like the "Legio Fulminata" ive heard about, one donk doesnt survive, but 3 more rise up in its place
Yikes - 3 more from the shallow end of the gene pool!!
And they are allowed to breed!!
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2012, 09:54 PM
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The donks don't take the math out of the game... they ARE the math.
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