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HU's on first - Thu Nov 21, 2002, 06:56 PM
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Oval Office, President of US of A and his National Security
Advisor.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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Thu Nov 21, 2002, 07:36 PM
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you should sell that to SNL at least one skit would be funny again

--Matt--
 
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Thu Nov 21, 2002, 08:33 PM
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Excellent! I always thought the names on the old Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" routine were too contrived to be funny, but you've given the routine a fresh new context. Hu, Yassir and Kofi? You can't make that stuff up!
 
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Fri Nov 22, 2002, 04:38 AM
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Being a young 29, I never actually heard the original 'who's on first base'
All I got was rainman's version.

Does anyone actually know the original? I'd like to read it.

That was very funny btw Spades.

CLAY
 
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Fri Nov 22, 2002, 05:08 AM
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Clay:
www.fisher.osu.edu/~tomassini_1/whotext.html

hope it works!

this ones better http://www.sectionb.com/whoson.htm
it has the audio also

--Matt--
 
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Fri Nov 22, 2002, 05:29 AM
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Thankyou,I'll try it.
 
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Sat Nov 23, 2002, 05:25 PM
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i think ive never read it before,,the comnplete text

is great matt 8)
 
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Sat Nov 23, 2002, 06:19 PM
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Can't get audio to work, but still great to read, thankyou

CLAY
 

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