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Bruno's BigOne Checklist - Sat Dec 14, 2002, 02:12 PM
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reprinted from last year by popular demand (now "new & improved: with emoticons!"...heh)

Bruno's Big One Checklist (tm) (pat. pending)

Things to do early in week

Baby Sitter for Kids..........................................chec k
Backup Baby Sitter for Kids..............................check,check
Ensure spouse out of house for Saturday..........................check :!:
Mouse tune-up............................check
Make sure ISP received payment......check
Select music CDs for tourney.......check
Ensure lock on home office door works.............check
Call Psychiatrist, have him "on-call" for Saturday.....check
Disable lock on home office door.......CHECK!:wink:


Things to do on Friday

Handguns put into safety deposit box....check :idea:
Dull all kitchen knifes..................check
Ask neighbors to come check on me Saturday evening…….check
Place small Post-it notes with "Patience" on computer.....check
Place small Post-it notes with "Be Aggresive" on computer....check
Throw all Post-it notes away in trash......check
Re-select music CDs for tourney......check
Pull all Post-it notes out of trash and re-place on computer.....check
Freak out………….check :shifty:


Things to do Saturday Morning

Eat a balanced, nutritious breakfast consisting of: juice, toast, milk, and eggs/meat (breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know!)…….check
Phone on forward to Voice-mail....check
Re-re-select CDs for tourney…..check
Crying towel...............................check
Eye drops..................................check
No-Doze....................................check
Aspirin.......................................chec k
Pillow to yell into.........................check
Check to see what time it is…1:58CST…1:58 CST!!!!….ACKKKKKK :!: :?: :!: :?:
FREAK OUT!!!! …………………CHECK!!! 8O 8O 8O
Run & turn computer on…….check!
Log into PSO…………….check!!
Get to table just before start…….whew!
Type “hi n gl e1”…………..check
Take deep breath………ohmmmm
Start playing poker……………….check


Things to do Saturday Afternoon

Get drawn-out on once……check :surprise:
Draw out on someone once……check ops:
Get bad beat once…….check :x
Bad beat someone once……karma
Get beat again, out.......arghhhhhh :evil:
Throw mouse across room.......check!
Resist urge to put foot through display......check
Yell into pillow.............check
Type "gg n gl all".........check
Log into PSO Forum…..check
Write “Bad Beat/Pot Committed” whiny post…..check
Turn computer off.........check
Go soak my head in a bottle.........check


Things to do Saturday Evening

Turn computer back on…..check
Log into PSO again………check
Watch some friends play good poker…..check
 
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Sat Dec 14, 2002, 02:16 PM
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As funny as last year's. Maybe funnier. :lol:



Randy
 
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Sat Dec 14, 2002, 03:53 PM
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forgot to put ....... dont leave cardboard or any flammable material on the stove during big one, as the fire department running around your house can be a distraction!!!!!!!! :wink:
 
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Mon Dec 16, 2002, 10:17 AM
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Bruno:

I laughed til I cried! And then I read the post....

:wink:

Well done, sir! Funny stuff!

-Bart M.
 
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Mon Dec 16, 2002, 01:29 PM
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L O L
 
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Mon Dec 16, 2002, 02:35 PM
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that's funny stuff LOL
 
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Mon Dec 16, 2002, 11:45 PM
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Awesome Post!!!
I have tears in my eyes!
Goot Job.
THANKS!!!!!!

stkjk - Andy
 
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Tue Dec 17, 2002, 04:09 AM
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hey bruno, is your x-mas shpooing done? :wink: :wink: :wink:

i have to do all mine saturday morning and go grocery shopping, and give gf money to go out. All this just to be out of the tourney in less than an hour. lol
 
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Thu Dec 19, 2002, 08:14 AM
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Bruno

Thxs 4 the laugh...but u left out 1 thing...you didn't mention that u are going to pick me to win again this year You are going to pick aren't you? :?


Tony D
 
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Thu Dec 19, 2002, 06:57 PM
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:lol: Apparently Bruno is planning to play without the requisite catheter.
 
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Sat Dec 21, 2002, 12:50 PM
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a man with too much time on his hands



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